2010 Draft Discussion (File update thru 5.28)

[Kozure]

Ralph Johnson should get the nickname "Huge"

What about the other fifty guys with the last name Johnson?

well, none of the other guys have a first name which also means "to vomit."

[Hell Atlantic]

new Heroes rookie Kicker Morris Morris has informed us that he has changed his name in honor of his esteemed grandfather, who has recently passed.

Chuck.

Chuck Morris.



boom goes the dynamite.

[Kozure]

new Heroes rookie Kicker Morris Morris has informed us that he has changed his name in honor of his esteemed grandfather, who has recently passed.

Chuck.

Chuck Morris.



boom goes the dynamite.

me likey.

[Kozure]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


I love this shit.

[Hell Atlantic]

Chuck Morris first learned how to kick field goals by kicking nuclear armed missiles to Russia. It is only then that communism fell.

[Hell Atlantic]

Chuck Morris doesn't kick accurately, rather he kicks the field goal and stares at the goal post until it moves to where the ball is going.

[Hell Atlantic]

Chuck Morris wasn't picked first overall in the 2010 Draft because Chuck Morris didn't want to be disturbed from his sleep. He allowed the draft to start, and when he woke up at the time of the 5.23 pick he picked up the phone, called the IFL Commissioner and drafted himself for the California Heroes.

[Kozure]

Chuck Morris first learned how to kick field goals by kicking nuclear armed missiles to Russia. It is only then that communism fell.

When Chuck Morris kicks a field goal, the sonic boom can be heard in Boston.

[Kozure]

The moon doesn't influence the tides. Chuck Morris' kicks influence the tides.

[Kozure]

A Heroes player once bet Chuck Morris he couldn't field goal from the 50 yard line. Morris won the bet, and the ball didn't land until Albuquerque.

[MrBigglesworth]

Is that a funky new logo at the top, or did my monitor break??

[Kozure]

When the Heroes march down the field, they make sure they stop at the 1 yard line so they don't piss Chuck Morris off.

[Hell Atlantic]

Chuck Morris doesn't kick field goals. He launches spheres of death with his feet.

[Hell Atlantic]

You aren't seeing Chuck Morris kick the football. You are seeing the football run away from Chuck Morris' foot.

[Hell Atlantic]

this is fun.


Someone asked Chuck Morris what position he plays for the Heroes. Chuck Morris replied "Chuck Morris". That person said "Chuck Morris isn't a position".

Chuck Morris killed him.