2010 Draft Discussion (File update thru 5.28)

[Kobeck]

I'll try


Chuck Morris dosen't use a kick holder. The C just snaps the ball and Chuck Morris deleivers his trademark Roundhouse Kick upon it.

[Kozure]

Chuck Morris kicks for all 32 IFL teams.

[Kozure]

When a player "attempts" to block a Chuck Morris kick, he dies.

[Kozure]

The Earth spins in the direction Chuck Morris kicks the ball.

[Kozure]

I'll try


Chuck Morris dosen't use a kick holder. The C just snaps the ball and Chuck Morris deleivers his trademark Roundhouse Kick upon it.

No, Chuck Morris is his own kick holder.

[Kozure]

Chuck Morris doesn't care which direction the thread of a football are pointed. When he kicks the ball, they all rip off anyhow.

[Hell Atlantic]

Kozure is a master at this.


Chuck Morris declared the IFL would now be called "Chuck Morris League", and the Commissioner said that wasn't possible.

The latest report is the Commissioner should be able to make a full recovery from a coma.

[Kozure]

Only one Chuck Morris field goal didn't go straight through the goal posts. It was because an opposing player tipped it with a fingernail. The ball veered four inches to the left. The player lost his arm.

[Kozure]

The person that invented the 2-point conversion mysteriously died four hours after Chuck Morris' birth.

[Hell Atlantic]

The only reason why Chuck Morris is a kicker is because he is forbidden by the IFL from using his hands out of safety for the other players.

[sovstar]

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[Matt]

Kozure, you'd better slow down. Your post count is now only 40 posts below what luis did in 4 years.

[MrBigglesworth]

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New File!!!

[sjshaw]

I'd love to pick up a 7th rounder here.

[Kozure]

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New File!!!

When Chuck Morris wants an updated league file, he gets it.