
A Home For The Aged:
A Florida Marlins Expansion Dynasty
Bud Seligs heads were in his hands. Wayne Huzzienga had just been arrested for tax evasion and fruad. A look at his files indicated that Huzziengas net worth was not nearly what it was thought to be.
Day to day operations of the Florida Marlins front office were now being run by Major League Baseball, a situation nobody wanted.
And then along comes JOEY!
At only 17 years of age I was already a multi millionaire and a mover and shaker in tech circles.
You see, in early 1991 I befriended a dude named Jeff, a real tech head and forward thinker. The internet wasn't even yet in it's infancy but he kept talkin about this thing called a browser.
Anyhoo, over the next few months we developed Joey, the worlds first web browser.
Unveiled in September of 1991, Joey had the world clamoring. Word of mouth spread like wildfire when Joey was introduced and soon 60 Minutes and Dateline were doing pieces of this amazing new technology.
We went public as JJ Incorcorporated in March of 1992 and by Thanksgiving our company was worth over $500 Million dollars.
Things were going swimmingly for me in life, I spent most of time in Miami, partying with models and living it up. Then I opened the paper one morning to read about the Marlins troubles. I immediately called Jeff.
"Buy me out, leave me 10% but buy the other 40!" I was frantic. I arranged a meeting with Bud Selig that afternoon and put my offer on the table."
I offered him $200,000,000 straight up the Marlins and he bit. WOOHOOOO!!
So here I am, out of the computer game (mostly) and in the Baseball game. Little does Mr. Selig know that i've got alot of plans for this sport, and they don't involve change!
The guy I wanted to helm my team was Larry Bowa. After a few interviews and hammering home a salary, it was set. Larry Bowa became the first manager of the Florida Marlins.

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