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    An introduction is probably in order since this is after all the inaugural issue of The Seals' Source. I'm Scoop Stanisic and this column is my little corner of the universe where I dig up all the dirt on our local gridiron zeros (or are they heroes this week?), the Portland Seals. Consider me your handy-dandy guide for all that is Seals football.

    The topic of today should be no surprise to any IFL fan, the IFL 2006 College Football Draft. Like any problematic franchise, the Portland Seals had their fair share of holes to fill and too few picks to fill them. With eight picks, the Seals selected four defensive linemen, a cornerback, a runningback, a fullback, and finally a kicker. Following the draft, yours truly was able to jot down a few comments from the Seals new General Manager, Jimmy Fuller. So without further ado...

    ON DRAFTING WES GOAD WITH THE 1.18 PICK:

    Fuller: “Going into the off season, we realized that this draft had some talented defensive tackles declare for it. So we gambled a bit in early free agency when we decided to hold off on making any offers to free agent defensive tackles. Luckily, Wes was still on the board when we picked at 18 and the rest is history. Wes brings a lot of potential to the table, but our coaching staff has to make certain they turn that potential into production. It should be a fun season for Seals' fans when they see Wes lining up with Gary Davis in the starting lineup.”

    ON DRAFTING DERRICK PRESCOTT WITH THE 2.09 PICK:

    Fuller: “Derrick is a quality all-purpose back who gives our franchise that multi-dimensional threat out of the backfield that we were looking for this off season. Derrick will certainly have an opportunity to earn his share of carries along with fellow runningbacks Andrew Hirst and Brady Parrish.”

    ON DRAFTING DEION WYNN WITH THE 3.18 PICK:

    Fuller: “The defensive end position was an area we really needed to add some depth. We had originally hoped that Deion could potentially start this season due to his dominance in college, but after training camp realized there was still some improvement needed before Deion was ready to man the Seals' defensive line full-time. I expect that Deion will gain significant minutes for us this season as a part-time starter.”

    ON DRAFTING JON FREDRICKSON WITH THE 3.26 PICK:

    Fuller: “We drafted Jon due to the fact that he was the best available talent on the board at that time. We already had Terrence Greeley and Bennie Caine at the fullback position, but Jon was just too good of a talent to pass up. We expect Jon to share some of the fullback responsibilities this season, but Terrence Greeley will of course be the starter.”

    ON DRAFTING STANLEY FLORA WITH THE 4.18 PICK:

    Fuller: “Stanley was one of the defensive ends we had looked at prior to drafting Deion Wynn. Stanley didn't have the college numbers that Deion had, but looked to have the potential to help stop the run. I could see Stanley and Deion both sharing time as the starting defensive end opposite Chris Aguero.”

    ON DRAFTING GILBERT FONSECA WITH THE 5.18 PICK:

    Fuller: “Gilbert is a young man that we had pegged in the draft as depth for the secondary. He probably won't see a lot of time this season unless there's an injury, but we hope that he can improve in the next off-season or two to warrant more playing time.”

    ON DRAFTING HOWARD VALEDEZ WITH THE 6.18 PICK:

    Fuller: “Andrew Bradford did a solid job for us last season, but we really wanted to bring in some competition for the kicker position. Howard was the best kicker available at the 18th pick in the sixth round.”

    ON DRAFTING BRIAN NICHOLS WITH THE 7.18 PICK:

    Fuller: “Brian was our third defensive lineman chosen in this draft due to our need at that position. We were really just looking for more depth at the position when we selected Brian and I expect he'll get some playing time this season behind the starters.”

    ON THE 2006 IFL DRAFT:

    Fuller: “I was fairly pleased with the draft. I would have liked to see a stronger class of cornerbacks since that was an area of need for us, but I think for the most part our needs were addressed in this draft. This may not have been the deepest draft, but I think we found more than a couple of players who will make an impact for the Seals franchise.”

    ON LOOKING BACK AT THE 2005 IFL DRAFT:

    Fuller: “Although I wasn't with the Seals for the 2005 draft, I think it's safe to say that it was successful. Jay Caro was obviously the key to the 2005 draft and he is the future of this franchise. It's my job as the manager now to surround him with the talent so that he can be successful and in turn make the franchise a winner. There is still some work to be done, but the foundation was laid during the 2005 draft.

    That's it from the Source this week. Next week, we'll cuss and discuss a new topic regarding our favorite franchise, the Portland Seals. As usual the pleasure has been all yours.

  • #2
    good read, spunky
    NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
    DE JUSTIN JONES
    LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
    TE THOMAS MACOMBER
    LT IRWIN KAO
    WR ANDREW ROBEY
    SS GREGORY BOYD
    RB ALAN CRESPO
    G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
    WR WALTER WALKER
    G AMOS BAILEY
    QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
    RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
    WR JOSE HOOVER
    K BUTCH SCHULZ
    LB MACK EDWARDS
    DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
    WR JESSE LUCAS
    C NORMAN ENRIGHT
    SS JUNIOR EL NIN0



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    • #3
      Yup, pretty nice to get something while the Preview is being worked on. Press has been a little slow lately I think in part of it's approach.
      My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Matt
        good read, spunky
        The man's name is "Scoop Stanisic"! He's just using Spunky's account.

        Can't you damn Newarkian's comprehend the words you sound out???


        .... it is a good read, SCOOP!

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        • #5
          Thanks guys. Scoop has been a character I've used in previous projects, so I figured I would bring him back for the IFL. Hopefully he'll branch out a bit with the occasional division reviews, etc, as I get more comfortable with the IFL.

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          • #6
            Feel free to make a screen name for Scoop if you want to by the way.
            My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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            • #7
              Weeks 1-7 aka The Pain Train

              Has it really been seven weeks since I started my love / mostly hate relationship with this frugal franchise in Portland? Both of my fans wrote in this past week wondering where good ol' Scoop has been. Well, I can tell you where I haven't been and that's watching good, entertaining football games on Sunday afternoon. Instead every Sunday I'm treated to something that resembles a demolition derby on the gridiron. It's ugly and it requires a number of my braincells to be killed as I play drinking games during the broadcasts. While in a drunken stupor, I did jot down a few notes during each game on my scratch pad. I figure I'll go ahead and share the pain since I hate drinking alone.

              WEEK 1, PORTLAND AT FRESNO

              There's nothing like starting a promising season by getting blown out 31-9 on the road against a division rival. It lowers the expectations and gets the fans in the right frame of mind when they debate the IFL 2007 draft by week one of the IFL season. Outstanding work!

              WEEK 2, VANCOUVER AT PORTLAND

              A 16 point rally in the second half turned an ugly loss into a beer goggle win. Rookie running back, Derrick Prescott, is quickly turning into the second coming of “insert crappy RB name here”. It's not too early to give up on Prescott is it? As for the rest of the offense, we're now two games into the season without an offensive touchdown. Can we make it three?

              WEEK 3, NORFOLK AT PORTLAND

              Yes, three weeks without an offensive touchdown as Norfolk comes into town and leaves with a 41-0 win as well as any pride that this Seals franchise once had. Well, at least we have our streak.

              WEEK 4, PORTLAND AT WICHITA

              I jinxed it. Now we don't even have the streak as the Seals used up their season's worth of offense in a 20-13 win over Wichita. CB Jeffrey Joe (cue banjo music here) keyed the defense with two picks and QB Jay Caro some how had 20 pass completions. Incredi-mazing. Next week is my new favorite week of the IFL season, the bye week.

              WEEK 5, BYE WEEK

              Ah yes, any Sunday where the Seals don't lose is a good Sunday. I decided to use my well-earned rest to watch the movie “EuroTrip” and then search for pictures of Lucy Lawless on internet.

              WEEK 6, CLEVELAND AT PORTLAND

              Two games in a row with an offensive touchdown although the Seals still fell short 16-13. Could this be the beginning of an offensive dynasty here in the city of Portland? Rookie RB Derrick Prescott was finally relegated to the bench as FB Terrence Greeley commanded the gist of the carries.

              WEEK 7, PORTLAND AT ALBUQUERQUE

              The streak is back! The Seals ineffective offense is back to scoring zero touchdowns again as they lose 13-6. And to top it all off, the Mules had to steal Portland's thunder and grab the mantle of least points scored in the IFL. Damn you Murfreesboro!

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              • #8
                Re: Weeks 1-7 aka The Pain Train

                Originally posted by spunkywhitebread
                WEEK 2, EUGENE AT PORTLAND
                Eugene?
                "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

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                • #9
                  Tennessee?

                  Someone needs to update their IFL universe files
                  Los Angeles Matadors AC West Champs: 2037

                  Pittsburgh Power NC North Champs: 2005, 2006, 2009

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                  • #10
                    What's wrong with Eugene?! It's a perfectly acceptable name for a city...or child. There's too much Eugene hating in the world...don't fall into that trap.

                    Dammit, I knew there was something fishy about a few cities when I was typing those names up late last night. I just recently moved all my pertinent FOF files over to a new pc. Ah well...that's why some sentient being created the edit button.

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                    • #11
                      Is it already time for another update from your source for Seals' football? Sadly, yes and as usual the news isn't so good. When last we checked in, our beloved Seals were 2-4 and playing about as poorly as you would expect a 2-4 team would. Now we're three more weeks into the season and I'm happy to announce that the Seals 2006 playoff hopes are as secure as ever with their 0-3 stretch that now makes the Seals an impressive 2 wins and 7 losses. Those playoff tickets should be coming in the mail any day now.

                      WEEK 7, IOWA CITY AT PORTLAND

                      The Snipe Hunters come to Portland with their Seal clubbing sticks and leave town with a 27-13 win over the defenseless baby Seals. The offense spoiled the scoreless streak as Jay Caro and Alan Bryant hooked up for an offensive touchdown. Abraham Perry joined in the fun with a couple of 20+ yard field goals. Iowa City QB, Chris Chaplin, played mistake-free football and earned the W for the Snipe Hunters.

                      WEEK 8, PORTLAND AT MONTREAL

                      Portland Seals meet Montreal RB Leo Meadows. The Seals were introduced to Meadows by the tune of 141 yards rushing on 31 carries. On a more positive note, the Seals offense scored a touchdown for the second week in a row. Nathanael Clare did the honors with a touchdown pass from Jay Caro. The offensive juggernaut continues to roll.

                      WEEK 9, FRESNO AT PORTLAND

                      These same two squads faced each other in week one when Portland left Fresno with their flippers between their legs after a 31-9 drubbing. Would things be different in week nine? Of course not, these are the Seals we're talking about. Give some credit to the Seals though as they did manage to keep the game closer with a last second field goal from Fresno's Gene Savage being the difference, 30-28. The offense seemed to be motivated as they dropped their highest point total of the season. Quarterback Jay Caro led the charge as he passed for three touchdowns and over 400 yards.

                      UP NEXT, PORTLAND SEALS AT ANCHORAGE LYNX

                      The high powered offense of the Anchorage Lynx is the next challenge for the Seals. I'm as delusional as the next guy, but even I can see the poor omens of this game. We are talking ugly.

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                      • #12
                        Three weeks have gone by since our last chat and we at the Seals Source finally have some good news to report on. After struggling to a 2-7 record in their first nine games, the Seals have some how managed to improve their record to 4-8 with a couple of upsets on the road over Anchorage and St. Louis. A loss in Oakland couldn't even dampen the spirits here at Seals Source HQ. Bust out the champagne Seal fans because it's time to celebrate.

                        WEEK 11, PORTLAND AT ANCHORAGE

                        Abraham Perry kicked his way into the Seal fans hearts as he tied the score up with just 3 seconds to play in the fourth quarter after his 41 yard field goal. Perry then sealed the deal in OT with a 44 yarder as the Seals knocked off the Lynx in a stunner, 20-17. QB Jay Caro passed for 322 yards and a touchdown, but did throw two key fourth quarter interceptions that nearly cost the Seals a win.

                        WEEK 12, PORTLAND AT OAKLAND

                        The Assassins' receivers, Kurt Bice and Ernest Martinez, absolutely mauled the Seals secondary for 114 and 103 yards respectively. But it was Christopher Tessier's 17 yard touchdown reception with 46 seconds left that put the dagger in the hearts of Seals' fans everywhere as Oakland would take a 27-24 lead that they wouldn't relinquish. On the offensive side, QB Jay Caro struggled all afternoon against the Oakland pass defense as he was limited to 190 yards passing. RB Terrence Greeley shouldered most of the offense with a productive 79 yards on 19 carries.

                        WEEK 13, PORTLAND AT ST. LOUIS

                        In a tough defensive showdown, the Portland Seals stole a victory from St. Louis with two picks and a fumble on Cardinals backup quarterback, Kurt Walsh. TE Alan Bryant paced the Seals offense with 81 yards and the lone touchdown thrown by QB Jay Caro.

                        UP NEXT, PORTLAND SEALS AT RENO WOLFPACK

                        The Seals go on the road again for the fourth straight week as they take on the Wolfpack from Reno. The Wolfpack are led by RB Jacque Crosby who has over 1000 yards for the fourth time in his four year IFL career. It should be a great test for the Seals defense as Crosby is one of the better runners in the IFL, but I'm giving the nod to Crosby and the Wolfpack for the win at home.

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                        • #13
                          Last week, we at the Source provided you with some good news. Sad to say, we're back with the bad news as our lovable losers, the Seals, found more exciting ways to lose football games as they went 1-2 over these last three weeks. We'll give the Seals credit as they managed to stay within 3 points in both losses, but a loss is still a loss. To save you further grief, we'll just get to the games.

                          WEEK 14, PORTLAND AT RENO

                          An Eric Collins interception was the difference as Portland was able to knock off Reno on the road, 17-10. WR Bryan Thompson paced the offense with 89 yards receiving and a score while Collins keyed the defense with 5 tackles to go along with his game deciding interception. This gave the Seals three wins in their last four games.

                          WEEK 15, ALBUQUERQUE AT PORTLAND

                          The Matadors' WR Scott Scharf found every hole possible in the Seals' secondary as he led Albuquerque to a 16-13 victory with his 108 yards receiving and one touchdown. Portland's TE Alan Bryant had a nice day with 97 yards, but struggled along with many of his teammates in getting into the endzone.

                          WEEK 16, SALT LAKE CITY AT PORTLAND

                          Salt Lake City looked the part of a team in a playoff race as they came into Portland and left with an impressive 31-29 victory. Stallions' QB Nigel Booker threw for 303 yards and four touchdowns as he willed his team to victory over the hometown team, Seals. The Seals however had their own version of the dynamic duo as FB Terrence Greeley rushed for 133 yards and a score and TE Alan Bryant surpassed that effort with 142 receiving yards and a touchdown.

                          UP NEXT, ANCHORAGE AT PORTLAND

                          The Seals finish off the 2006 season with a visit from division rival, the Lynx. Portland surprised the Lynx earlier in the season with a 20-17 win in Anchorage, but I have a feeling that the Lynx will be better prepared this time around as the division crown lays within their reach. Plus it doesn't hurt that the Lynx are on an impressive four game winning streak. We predict that the Lynx will make it five in a row and will end up tied at the top of the AFC West with Albuquerque.

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                          • #14
                            good stuff
                            My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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                            • #15
                              oui
                              NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
                              DE JUSTIN JONES
                              LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
                              TE THOMAS MACOMBER
                              LT IRWIN KAO
                              WR ANDREW ROBEY
                              SS GREGORY BOYD
                              RB ALAN CRESPO
                              G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
                              WR WALTER WALKER
                              G AMOS BAILEY
                              QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
                              RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
                              WR JOSE HOOVER
                              K BUTCH SCHULZ
                              LB MACK EDWARDS
                              DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
                              WR JESSE LUCAS
                              C NORMAN ENRIGHT
                              SS JUNIOR EL NIN0



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