2020 Week #5 Discussion

[Kozure]

It is a Vipers/Beasts week in the IFL. The Beasts front office has issued a statement that no ticket holder may enter the stadium without proper protective gear. In games like this, no one is safe. Security has been doubled and the city has closed down all streets within five blocks of the stadium.

And there will be fireworks after the game.

[Vic Carucci]

2020 Week #5 Discussion

GAME OF THE WEEKNorfolk (4-0-0, PR 95) at West Virginia (3-1-0, PR 81)Norfolk is favored by 4.5 points.59 degrees, 5mph, Fair.

MARQUEE MATCHUPMontreal (3-1-0, PR 88) at Houston (3-1-0, PR 75)Montreal is favored by 3.5 points.68 degrees, 0mph, Fair.

MARQUEE MATCHUPVancouver (3-1-0, PR 86) at Orlando (2-2-0, PR 79)Vancouver is favored by 0.5 points.78 degrees, 1mph, Fair.

MARQUEE MATCHUPCleveland (3-1-0, PR 89) at Wichita (2-2-0, PR 78)Cleveland is favored by 2 points.78 degrees, 7mph, Fair.

WORTH WATCHINGOakland (3-1-0, PR 77) at Newark (1-2-0, PR 82)Newark is favored by 5.5 points.60 degrees, 9mph, Fair.

WORTH WATCHINGIowa City (3-1-0, PR 80) at St. Louis (1-3-0, PR 75)St. Louis is favored by 0.5 points.53 degrees, 3mph, Rain.

REGIONALLY TELEVISEDHartford (3-1-0, PR 82) at Anchorage (1-2-0, PR 74)Hartford is favored by 1 points.68 degrees, 0mph, Fair.

REGIONALLY TELEVISEDLawrence (3-1-0, PR 87) at Salt Lake City (1-3-0, PR 59)Lawrence is favored by 9.5 points.44 degrees, 21mph, Rain.

REGIONALLY TELEVISEDTulsa (4-0-0, PR 95) at Texas (1-3-0, PR 60)Tulsa is favored by 7.5 points.68 degrees, 0mph, Fair.

REGIONALLY TELEVISEDLos Angeles (1-3-0, PR 72) at Portland (1-3-0, PR 75)Portland is favored by 4.5 points.63 degrees, 10mph, Rain.

REGIONALLY TELEVISEDGeorgia (1-3-0, PR 69) at Dakota (2-2-0, PR 62)Georgia is favored by 1 points.65 degrees, 2mph, Fair.

DON'T BOTHERLittle Rock (1-3-0, PR 63) at Pennsylvania (1-3-0, PR 71)Pennsylvania is favored by 7 points.68 degrees, 0mph, Fair.

DON'T BOTHERChicago (0-4-0, PR 54) at Fresno (2-1-0, PR 85)Fresno is favored by 14.5 points.87 degrees, 6mph, Fair.

DON'T BOTHERVermont (2-1-0, PR 77) at Reno (0-4-0, PR 50)Vermont is favored by 9.5 points.68 degrees, 12mph, Fair.

[Vic Carucci]

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RNK 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 TEAM ROSTER OFF DEF REC WINPCT OPPREC OPPPCT PWR RTG LAST RNK RTG CHG Norfolk Vipers 80.6 97.9 62.3 4-0-0 1.000 10-6-0 0.625 95.48 3 +1.83 Tulsa TigerHawks 83.4 106.5 81.4 4-0-0 1.000 5-9-0 0.357 95.01 1 +0.57 Murfreesboro Mules 90.7 82.4 71.6 3-1-0 0.750 8-8-0 0.500 89.36 2 -4.94 Cleveland Clawz 76.6 91.1 69.7 3-1-0 0.750 10-5-0 0.667 88.63 4 +0.94 Montreal Firebirds 89.0 79.0 71.1 3-1-0 0.750 8-8-0 0.500 88.03 9 +4.92 Lawrence Phantoms 71.9 101.4 100.2 3-1-0 0.750 6-10-0 0.375 86.51 10 +3.40 Vancouver Killer Whales 82.6 78.1 95.7 3-1-0 0.750 6-10-0 0.375 85.91 6 +0.65 Fresno Warthogs 88.9 84.6 59.1 2-1-0 0.667 6-6-0 0.500 85.40 5 -0.99 Newark Bulldogs 95.7 68.4 61.5 1-2-0 0.333 8-3-0 0.727 82.44 11 -0.03 Hartford Whalers 77.3 71.6 104.0 3-1-0 0.750 5-11-0 0.313 82.41 7 -0.97 West Virginia Beasts 88.1 76.1 64.4 3-1-0 0.750 4-12-0 0.250 80.88 12 +0.04 Iowa City Snipe Hunters 76.9 69.0 71.9 3-1-0 0.750 7-9-0 0.438 80.13 13 +1.49 Orlando Pirates 73.4 73.0 63.9 2-2-0 0.500 12-4-0 0.750 79.11 22 +6.77 Wichita Outlaws 81.6 72.7 78.1 2-2-0 0.500 7-8-0 0.467 78.22 20 +4.73 Vermont Mountaineers 71.8 84.4 56.3 2-1-0 0.667 5-6-0 0.455 77.17 17 +1.00 Oakland Assassins 67.9 80.5 90.3 3-1-0 0.750 4-12-0 0.250 77.08 8 -6.11 Portland Seals 84.8 80.4 58.0 1-3-0 0.250 9-6-0 0.600 75.12 21 +1.70 Houston Renegades 67.1 84.5 69.0 3-1-0 0.750 4-11-0 0.267 74.97 16 -2.28 St. Louis Cardinals 74.0 74.6 73.0 1-3-0 0.250 11-4-0 0.733 74.64 15 -3.77 Anchorage Lynx 85.2 85.0 59.6 1-2-0 0.333 5-7-0 0.417 74.41 14 -4.13 Lansing Ogres 63.3 73.9 70.9 3-1-0 0.750 5-11-0 0.313 72.74 25 +6.35 Los Angeles Matadors 79.0 73.3 62.7 1-3-0 0.250 9-6-0 0.600 72.17 19 -1.73 Pennsylvania Lions 72.5 74.4 57.3 1-3-0 0.250 11-5-0 0.688 70.92 26 +4.71 Georgia Generals 81.0 65.6 67.1 1-3-0 0.250 7-8-0 0.467 69.30 18 -4.95 Madison Demons 65.0 68.3 53.4 1-3-0 0.250 12-4-0 0.750 67.59 23 -2.17 Little Rock Toads 72.7 60.1 57.3 1-3-0 0.250 7-9-0 0.438 63.07 29 +2.80 Dakota Spirit 61.7 77.3 61.9 2-2-0 0.500 2-14-0 0.125 61.59 24 -6.20 Louisiana Voodoo 70.2 53.0 61.4 0-4-0 0.000 11-5-0 0.688 60.71 27 -2.36 Texas Trojans 71.8 47.3 62.2 1-3-0 0.250 6-9-0 0.400 60.22 28 -2.67 Salt Lake City Stallions 53.6 51.8 64.5 1-3-0 0.250 10-6-0 0.625 58.86 30 +0.10 Chicago Crusaders 51.0 55.5 66.3 0-4-0 0.000 11-5-0 0.688 54.16 31 +0.18 Reno Wolfpack 50.9 35.3 59.9 0-4-0 0.000 11-5-0 0.688 49.57 32 -0.93

[Mike17]

Better late than never eh, Vic?

[Matt]

vic is a slacker. I should've just done it myself.

[VitoStallion]

Mommy

[Matt]

I'm gonna kick Oaklands ass
our season turns here!!!!

watch the EFF out!

[r00k]

Pre-game press conference:

r00k: "Hey guys, only time for a question or two."

Press: "Both teams were very quiet this week ... and holding closed practices ... what's up?

r00k: "Well that is true of the Vipers. We intentionally tried to down play this game which as you know is an impossible task. As for the Beasts, I just think Kozure found a little corner somewhere as is afraid to come out. Boys, the Vipers are going to open a can of "whoop-ass" today or I am going to find out the reasons why we weren't able. That's all I got to say!!"

r00k: "Wait, one last thing, a friendly hello to my friend Kozure, good luck man, always good to see you!"

[Kozure]

Pre-game press conference:

r00k: "Hey guys, only time for a question or two."

Press: "Both teams were very quiet this week ... and holding closed practices ... what's up?

r00k: "Well that is true of the Vipers. We intentionally tried to down play this game which as you know is an impossible task. As for the Beasts, I just think Kozure found a little corner somewhere as is afraid to come out. Boys, the Vipers are going to open a can of "whoop-ass" today or I am going to find out the reasons why we weren't able. That's all I got to say!!"

r00k: "Wait, one last thing, a friendly hello to my friend Kozure, good luck man, always good to see you!"

ouch...i didn't even realize we were playing until today. That's how important Vipers are to me.

[r00k]

talk to ya after the game .. good luck

[Kozure]

eff off

[Hoosier]

Matadors will lose this one, we suck. I think we should rethink our corporate endorsements...Oil of Olay just isn't manly enough I think....

[sidewinder66]

WTF was that? Good game Sui, I guess we had it coming, had a better record than justified by the way the team was playing. Anybody got a spare QB?

[Kozure]

[Vic Carucci]

IFL GAMEDAY: 2020 Week 5

GAME RESULTS
BOX		Chicago Crusaders	17-20	Fresno Warthogs		LOG
BOX		Cleveland Clawz	31-17	Wichita Outlaws		LOG
BOX		Georgia Generals	23-7	Dakota Spirit		LOG
BOX		Hartford Whalers	17-23	Anchorage Lynx		LOG
BOX		Iowa City Snipe Hunters	7-13	St. Louis Cardinals		LOG
BOX		Lawrence Phantoms	26-20	Salt Lake City Stallions		LOG
BOX		Little Rock Toads	29-37	Pennsylvania Lions		LOG
BOX		Los Angeles Matadors	10-33	Portland Seals		LOG
BOX		Montreal Firebirds	27-24	Houston Renegades		LOG
BOX		Norfolk Vipers	21-24	West Virginia Beasts		LOG
BOX		Oakland Assassins	27-34	Newark Bulldogs		LOG
BOX		Tulsa TigerHawks	36-6	Texas Trojans		LOG
BOX		Vancouver Killer Whales	17-13	Orlando Pirates		LOG
BOX		Vermont Mountaineers	10-27	Reno Wolfpack		LOG

TOP PERFORMERS
OFF POTW		SE Chris Andrews (TUL)	10 catches, 150yds, 2TD.
DEF POTW		LCB Cedric Porter (REN)	4int, 0pd, 4 ctc, 39 psply, 120.4 pdpct, 5tk, 1a.
OFF ROTW		QB Robbie Kinney (REN)	24/31, 269yds, 2TD,0INT
DEF ROTW		RDT Alvin Ballard (HOU)	1sk, 3h, 4tkl, 1ast, 0kd.
ST POTW		K Warren "Donald" Donaldson (LAW)	2-2 XP, 4-4 FG.