Week #1 Discussion

[Vic Carucci]

Welcome to the 2011 Imperial Football League season.

Here is the slate of games scheduled for kickoff 2011

	Prime Time Monday Night Game: 68 degrees, 0MPH, Fair Pittsburgh ( 0-0 ) at Lansing ( 0-0 ) Lansing favored by 6
	Prime Time Sunday Night Game: 82 degrees, 12MPH, Rain Anchorage ( 0-0 ) at Portland ( 0-0 ) Portland favored by 7
	Opening Night Thursday Night Game: 85 degrees, 22MPH, Stormy Houston ( 0-0 ) at Louisiana ( 0-0 ) Houston favored by 6
	Prime Time Saturday Late Game: 68 degrees, 4MPH, Rain Newark ( 0-0 ) at Vermont ( 0-0 ) PUSH
	Saturday Evening Early Game: 67 degrees, 8MPH, Rain Boston ( 0-0 ) at West Virginia ( 0-0 ) Boston favored by 4
	Sunday Early Game 53 degrees, 4MPH, Rain Murfreesboro ( 0-0 ) at St. Louis ( 0-0 ) Murfreesboro favored by 9
	Sunday Early Game: 68 degrees, 0MPH, Fair Texas ( 0-0 ) at Georgia ( 0-0 ) Georgia favored by 4
	Sunday Early Game: 53 degrees, 0MPH, Fair Dakota ( 0-0 ) at Madison ( 0-0 ) Madison favored by 6
	Sunday Early Game: 56 degrees, 9MPH, Fair Cleveland ( 0-0 ) at Iowa City ( 0-0 ) Iowa City favored by 5
	Sunday Early Game: 66 degrees, 9MPH, Fair Norfolk ( 0-0 ) at Hartford ( 0-0 ) Norfolk favored by 9
	Sunday Early Game: 77 degrees, 0MPH, Fair Montreal ( 0-0 ) at Wichita ( 0-0 ) Wichita favored by 14
	Sunday Early Game: 70 degrees, 13MPH, Rain Vancouver ( 0-0 ) at Reno ( 0-0 ) Vancouver favored by 5
	Sunday Late Game: 85 degrees, 5MPH, Rain California ( 0-0 ) at Los Angeles ( 0-0 ) Los Angeles favored by 4
	Sunday Late Game:: 92 degrees, 10MPH, Fair Lawrence ( 0-0 ) at Orlando ( 0-0 ) Lawrence favored by 13
	Sunday Late Game:: 73 degrees, 4MPH, Fair Tulsa ( 0-0 ) at Little Rock ( 0-0 ) Little Rock favored by 12
	Sunday Late Game:: 65 degrees, 7MPH, Fair Oakland ( 0-0 ) at Salt Lake City ( 0-0 ) Salt Lake City favored by 3

[Chris Rex]

That's right.

I win!

Biggest underdogs of the inaugural week, baby.

BOOM!

Right out of the gates, I'm sucking theoretical ass...

[Vic Carucci]

I should've taken the spreads out for week 1. They are often far too skewed.

[Suicane]

I will wager $10,000,000 on STL +9

[sovstar]

I will wager $10,000,000 on STL +9

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BET ON YOUR OWN GAMES, PETEY BOY

[Suicane]

Then my good buddy HA will wager $10,000,000 on STL +9

[sovstar]

also, you will start with 500 dollars, so no he will not.

[Suicane]

I'll just ask him to grab it off the fictional money tree.

[Hell Atlantic]

i'm converting my 500 fake dollars into 500 fake pesos, which will make it worth like $8,000. so i can at least bet $8,000 on STL if i were to place the bet in Tiajuana.

[Suicane]

I'd like to find a girl named Tiajuana, just for the double entendres.

[sovstar]

i own this t-shirt. it's one of my favorites:

[Suicane]

There should be dead hookers under the train.

[Kobeck]

I didn't realize I knew Spanish

[Warhammer]

This is the first week of what appears to be a very painful season in Hartford.

[Jave]

I don't see SLC beating me this week. Unless he somehow replaced his entire team from last season overnight. The Stallions still suck.