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  • IFL's Most Cursed Franchise?

    Folks, my man DG claims the mighty Oakland Devil Dogs as the IFL's Most Cursed Franchise. Our Commanders in Chief have delayed todays games. Oh, what to do? What to do?

    Let's get scientific!

    Since we all know that a poll is the be-all end-all of discussions of fact vs opinion I leave it to you, the IFL participants, to milk the truth out of this stone! I warn you to vote cautiously as you're decision here today will determine IFL fact forever!

    Here are the contestants:

    1) Oakland Devil Dogs: See Dakota George's Award Winning* "Winning Edge" (or maybe in this thread should a post come) for data.

    2) Portland Seals: The Seals have long had one of the IFL's most talented quarterbacks yet post an all-time 0-8 post-season record!

    3) Fresno Warthogs: Only IFL Team to never get invited to that Playoff Dance you all crave nightly!


    * DG's Winning Edge is hereby the winner of the Colbert Best Mini-Series Regarding Sports Betting award for the best mini-series regarding sports betting during the 2016 IFL season.
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    Oakland Devil Dogs
    36.36%
    4
    Portland Seals
    27.27%
    3
    Fresno Warthogs
    36.36%
    4


    I am the IFL and so can you!

  • #2
    I got in first. A place the TigerHawks like.

    I voted Fresno/California/........

    No matter what they do, it does not bring wins. They may have the rights to, potentially, the greatest IFL QB of all time, yet they still have double digit loss seasons. In a QB dominated league, that proves the curse.
    IFL Champions-- 2016
    NC Champions-- 2015, 2016
    NC South Division Champions-- XI 2013-2023
    IFL EoY-- 2013, 2016


    Tigerhawk Hall of Fame:
    LT Tony Esqueda, MLB Eric Jean, RDE Ted Lofton, CB Oliver McKenzie, RB Ken "DH" Singleton, WR Ken "Brick" Albriktsen, RT Brock Heath, QB Matt Sanford

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    • #3
      It seems the curse really started when we switched from 04' to 07'. No matter what gameplan I use or how stacked my roster is, I just struggle to even get to .500. I have tried a hundred different game plans, focused on the roster, drafting, everything. I feel like the REAL Oakland Raiders who went to the Superbowl in 2003......and haven't had a .500 season since. In fact, last year they set an ALL TIME NFL record for consecutive losing seasons. Shit, I may have to wait for the Raiders to pull it together to get the curse off of the Devils.

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      • #4
        I'm going with Portland. With Jay Caro at QB and a nice group of WR's in his tenue, it's hard to believe he didn't win a playoff game.

        The Bulldogs could've easily been in this category also. Our sub .500 record and horrilbe postseason record makes us a contender
        NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
        DE JUSTIN JONES
        LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
        TE THOMAS MACOMBER
        LT IRWIN KAO
        WR ANDREW ROBEY
        SS GREGORY BOYD
        RB ALAN CRESPO
        G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
        WR WALTER WALKER
        G AMOS BAILEY
        QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
        RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
        WR JOSE HOOVER
        K BUTCH SCHULZ
        LB MACK EDWARDS
        DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
        WR JESSE LUCAS
        C NORMAN ENRIGHT
        SS JUNIOR EL NIN0



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        • #5
          Any team g.m.'d by Tarc gets my vote...LOL
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          • #6
            Fresno...not only can't they win a playoff game...they can't keep a GM, a team name, etc...Maybe though that's why they can't make the playoffs...no consistency and lack of a 3-year plan..wait...I've think I've heard this one.
            COLORADO KNIGHTS
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            2003, 2011, 2014, 2026, 2029 NC West Divisional Champions
            2005, 2015, 2024, 2027, 2031 NC Wildcard

            HALL OF FAME
            2029 - RB - Darnell Castillo
            2039 - QB - Wesley May

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            • #7
              I want to throw my hat in the ring...

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              • #8
                Seals breaking off this list now...
                <a href="http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/signup.pl?ref=10223"><img src="http://goallineblitz.com/images/game/design/glb_badge-180x60.gif" /></a>
                IFL Champions: 2011, 2013, 2022, 2023.

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