Los Angeles Matadors Hope to Reverse Two Decades of Decline

[Argot]

I, for one, am not going to complain about voiding two losses and going back to undefeated.

[Argot]

Was not prepared for a loss against a 1-5 team.

[Argot]

I guess that explains why I beat Alaska. What a slop game though. Neither offense could score in OT and both teams had the ball over the 50 4 time...

Horsetooth used to be Lansing. ...

[Argot]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: May 15, 2078

Los Angeles Matadors Turn to Veteran IFL Executive Ken Argot in Bid to Reverse Two Decades of Decline...

[Argot]

Los Ángeles has finished last in the division for the past 20 seasons!