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  • TEN GAME REVIEW

    TB is pleased to present its third annual "Ten Game Review" :thewave:

    You know the drill from the past. TB has taken a liking to this junction in the season where the bye weeks are kaput and each team is left with an equal ten games under its belt.

    From here on out, the playing conditions are the same for each team’s GM:
    :arrow: You have ten games are under your belt and there are only six left that will determine your destiny in the playoffs.
    :arrow: You have played four of your six division games, so not much wiggle room in that category.
    :arrow: Trading has long past you by and you are stuck with what you got because there is absolutely nothing, and we repeat, notta, in the FA pool.
    :arrow: There are no more bye weeks to heal an injury or two.

    Turning the corner, all GM's can now see the finish line in the distance (granted some have a better view than others). The plan is simple ... nut up for the privilege to make a statement in the offseason. With a six game schedule, a team can get hot and on the other hand, can cool down and let another pass it up on the rail.

    American Conference Observations:

    A Good Surprise: The current in-game POWER RATINGS award 7 out of the top 10 slots to AC teams. We, at TB, are not sure that we agree with this split, but will point out that this sunny news seems to dispel the rain clouds from last season when the AC took its licks from the NC.

    Biggest Controversy: Hell Atlantic retires as a legend in his own mind and leaves the "Schwartz" to his old team as his legacy.

    A Death Spiral: With hard fought records of 9-7, both Los Angeles and California found themselves just short of making the playoffs last year. Fast forward to today ... and we find both GMs visiting their psychiatrists in quest for a remedies to their ongoing depressions. Both teams are 2-8.

    Most Dangerous Team: Murfreesboro is the class of the AC. Their only loss has been to the same team that they faced (and lost) in the Imperial Bowl last year - the Lawrence Phantoms. The Mules lead the league in points scored and have a respectable tenth rating for points allowed. They are on a mission -- AGAIN.

    Projected wins needed to reach the playoffs as a wild card: 11 We believe that a team should control its own destiny to make the playoffs with eleven wins. If by chance that two teams do not make this required number, expect a logjam of 10-win teams -- all standing in line to buy tie=breaker lotto tickets which will sort things out with no mercy.

    Most exciting division: AC East – West Virginia, Norfolk and Boston have legitimate claims to participate in the playoffs. However, we think that only one will do so and that will be the division champ. Why? All teams have shitty schedules and will find it difficult to get enough wins. West Virginia's schedule smells a little better than the others and is projected to win the division.

    Teams out of the hunt: This is our least favorite thread in this write up but we call them like we see them. The black list includes: Wichita, Houston, St. Louis, Hartford, Los Angeles and California.

    Locks for a playoff spot: Cleveland and Murfreesboro.


    THE INFAMOUS TB PREDICITON (barring any critical injuries):
    :!: AC North Champion - Iowa City
    :!: AC South Champion – Murfreesboro
    :!: AC East Champion - West Virginia
    :!: AC West Champion - Anchorage
    :!: Wild Card – Cleveland
    :!: Wild Card – Portland


    National Conference Observations:

    A Good Surprise: Lawrence's GM, Jester, has taken the time and effort to bring some needed revitalization by way of the graphic world. TB salutes you, Mr. Jester. We likey the eye candy.

    Biggest Controversy: Dakota George publishes his first book, How to win and influence friends in a fantasy football league. The literary world anxiously awaits his sequel, How to turn a 3-7 team around with only 1 "seventh round" & 2 "sixth round" picks in the next two years?

    A Death Spiral: Georgia desperately is trying to find the key to unlock the dungeon door. The Generals have not won a game this year.

    Most Dangerous Team: Lawrence is as stong and scarry as last year when it won it all. The Phantoms have not been beat this year and public sentiment projects a repeat of last year's match-up vs. the Mules ... provided that both teams keep the pedal to the metal.

    Wins needed to reach the playoffs as a wild card: 11 Unlike the AC, we think that there is a possibiliy that more than two teams will end up with 11 wins and this will be the number to get a ticket to the tie breaker lottery for a wild card berth.

    Most exciting division: NC East – This is the only division in the IFL with four quality teams. Lawrence takes most of the lime light and unfortunately dwarfs the accomplishments of Newark, Vermont and Orlando. But make no mistake, a game vs any of these teams will be one you will remember.

    Teams out of the hunt: Don't kill the messenger. Dakota, Little Rock, Georgia, Oakland, and Vancouver.

    Locks for a playoff spot: Lawrence, Tulsa, and Texas.

    THE INFAMOUS TB PREDICITON (barring any critical injuries):
    :!: NC North Champion – Madison
    :!: NC South Champion - Tulsa
    :!: NC East Champion - Lawrence
    :!: NC West Champion - Reno
    :!: Wild Card – Texas
    :!: Wild Card – Vermont

    oke: The Hard Luck Kids: Montreal, Louisiana, Norfolk, Boston, Lansing, Pennsylvania, Newark & Orlando all get a nomination. Any of these teams belong in the playoffs before any team from the NC West stumbles in as that division's champion.
    ... devoted to the study of meaningless information ...
    ... and obviously with too much time on one\'s hands ...

  • #2
    nice read
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    • #3
      Indeed...if SLC happens to be the team that stumbles in, it would aight with me 8)
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      • #4
        Eggcellent!
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        • #5
          You won't need 11 wins to make the playoffs in the NC West. 9 will probably do it, and maybe 7-9 if weird things happen.

          The last game of the season, Reno at SLC will probably determine the division winner.
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          • #6
            I'm so fucking mad. I really thought we would turn the corner this year.....only to be staring at yet ANOTHER top 5 draft pick and ANOTHER miserable season. I guess the key is to have 2 80+ rated cornerbacks and 2 80+ rated safety's in order to stop the passing game because gameplanning means jack and shit.

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            • #7
              good stuff...I hope we don't stink and sink.

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              • #8
                great work TB!

                once again, insight that is unparalleled
                NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
                DE JUSTIN JONES
                LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
                TE THOMAS MACOMBER
                LT IRWIN KAO
                WR ANDREW ROBEY
                SS GREGORY BOYD
                RB ALAN CRESPO
                G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
                WR WALTER WALKER
                G AMOS BAILEY
                QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
                RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
                WR JOSE HOOVER
                K BUTCH SCHULZ
                LB MACK EDWARDS
                DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
                WR JESSE LUCAS
                C NORMAN ENRIGHT
                SS JUNIOR EL NIN0



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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Trivia Bytes View Post
                  Most exciting division: AC East – West Virginia, Norfolk and Boston have legitimate claims to participate in the playoffs. However, we think that only one will do so and that will be the division champ. Why? All teams have shitty schedules and will find it difficult to get enough wins. West Virginia's schedule smells a little better than the others and is projected to win the division.
                  BAH HUMBUG ...

                  Madison (7-3)
                  Iowa City (7-3)
                  Dakota (3-7)
                  WV (7-3)
                  Lansing (6-4)
                  Boston (6-4)

                  This ain't a shitty schedule ... it came straight from the toxic dump!
                  Last edited by r00k; 06-03-2009, 05:05 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Little Rock is not out of the hunt. We have scouts out searching for Trivia Bytes right now, and when they find him the hunt is on.
                    My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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                    • #11
                      Great stuff!!

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                      • #12
                        Nice read
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                        • #13
                          Trivia Bytes continues to cover the action after its TEN WEEK REVIEW. TB will try to write an article for each remaining week of the season

                          We remain confident in all of our predictions except for the AC North. The upset victory by winless Georgia over Iowa City has put a damper on our prediction that the Snipe Hunters will win its division. Whether the City can recover and still claim a wild card will heavily depend on the resulting schedules of many teams. Cleveland now seems to have a lock on the AC North.

                          Any team with a winning record (especially at this late point in the sesaon) is a force to taken seriously. With this in mind, TB has constructed a list of teams who have the worst five-game schedules to finish out the season. These schedules should impact the playoff situation as we come down to the wire. The first nine on this this list have four of their final five games vs. teams that sport winning records.


                          :arrow: 1 LOUISIANA After making the playoff last year, the Voo Doo was hoping to repeat again this year. Living through Katrina would seem to be an experience on par to facing the likes of these teams that are on the horizon: Lawrence (10 wins), Murfreesboro (10), Newark (9), West Virginia (8 ) and St. Louis (4). If Cajun makes the playoffs this year, he deserves to be named "Manager of the Year."

                          :arrow: 2 NEWARK This is one list that Matt does not want to be anywhere close to the top but with the likes of Lawrence (10 wins), Murfreesboro (10), Texas (8 ), Orlando (6) and Louisiana (5), the Bulldogs get the hot potatoe. On the other side of the Atlantic, Coder is throwing a party.

                          :arrow: 3 MADISON Coming off a hard fought loss to Norfolk this last week, Madison's level of competition is not cooling down at all. The Demons have yet to face Lawrence (10), West Virginia (8 ), Iowa City (7), Boston (7), Lansing (6) and Pennsylvania (5). This schedule is not what the doctor ordered in its tight run in the division.

                          :arrow: 4 BOSTON With some new key injuries, King thought that he was handicapped enough in order to repeat as AC East champs. The likes of Cleveland (9), Norfolk (8 ), Madison (7), Pennsylvania (6) and Hartford (3) add some more weight to his injury burdens.

                          :arrow: 5 WICHITA The Outlaws just want this season to come to and end and it can't come soon enough when looking at what is ahead: Cleveland (9), Texas (8 ), Anchorage (7), Iowa City (7) and Georgia (1).

                          :arrow: 6 NORFOLK The AC EAST is stacked with three good teams, all fighting for a shot in the playoffs. This week Norfolk slid past the best in the NC North, Madison. r00k still must find a ways to best West Virginia (8 ), Iowa City (7), Boston (7), Lansing (6) and Dakota (3) if he wants that goal to come true.

                          :arrow: 7 PENNSYLVANIA The Lions have the following hurdles before it thinks about jumping to the top of its division. Its poisons are West Virginia (7), Boston (7), Madison (7), Orlando (6) and Dakota (3).

                          :arrow: 8 SALT LAKE CITY Tough love for the Stallions to catch the Reno Wolfpack: Tulsa (8 ), Anchorage (7), Portland (6), Reno (6) and Vancouver (1).

                          :arrow: 9 CALIFORNIA Kobeck, the end is near, but not until you get a few more kicks to the rear end: Anchorage (7), Portland (6), Reno (6) Montreal (6), and Vancouver (1).

                          :!:HONORABLE MENTION: The following teams will play three teams with winning records in their last five games of this season. In our opinion, listed in order of difficulty:

                          Vermont
                          Georgia
                          Texas
                          Houston
                          Lawrence
                          Montreal
                          Murfreesboro
                          Hartford
                          Dakota
                          Iowa City
                          Tulsa
                          Cleveland
                          Little Rock

                          The rest of the teams in the league have schedules that are not predominantly dominated by the better teams (sorry Jave, Oakland actually has a better schedule than most at this point in time, enjoy the good news while it lasts.)

                          oke: The true "hard luck kid". The only team that does not have to face a team with a winning record is the Anchorage Lynx. If Budda does not win his division, he should be nominated for "goat of the year."
                          Last edited by Trivia Bytes; 06-07-2009, 07:02 PM.
                          ... devoted to the study of meaningless information ...
                          ... and obviously with too much time on one\'s hands ...

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                          • #14
                            nice work.
                            I'm interested to see what we can do. Hopefully we can salvage our season and finish strong. A strong finish against tough opponents will prepare us for a "hopeful" playoff run.
                            NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
                            DE JUSTIN JONES
                            LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
                            TE THOMAS MACOMBER
                            LT IRWIN KAO
                            WR ANDREW ROBEY
                            SS GREGORY BOYD
                            RB ALAN CRESPO
                            G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
                            WR WALTER WALKER
                            G AMOS BAILEY
                            QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
                            RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
                            WR JOSE HOOVER
                            K BUTCH SCHULZ
                            LB MACK EDWARDS
                            DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
                            WR JESSE LUCAS
                            C NORMAN ENRIGHT
                            SS JUNIOR EL NIN0



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                            • #15
                              Great write up. Good luck to all the teams with a shot at immortality this year. Except for SLC that is. Welcome! Join us on the road to the draft.

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