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    by Spark Wonup
    Lawrence Sun Times


    With the college draft upcoming most IFL teams are hoping to add that missing piece or two to compete for the Imperial Bowl.

    Not the Lawrence Phantoms.

    The Phantoms, who own picks 1.11, 1.31 and 2.31 (along with others) are, according to owner/GM Jester Blaze, ready to go into the 2010 season as of now.

    "My way of orchestrating a team is such that there is not much change from year to year. With that in mind it's easy to believe that any given year is 'our year' from a Phantom perspective. I've long said that and long been looked on as a fool. Time will tell how this season will play out but I've felt since that harsh, harsh Imperial Bowl loss that we were ready for 2010. We're returning everybody except Peacock. Count us deep into the playoffs right now!"

    Knowing full well the draft picks the he held I pressed Mr. Blaze further, informing him that there are few, if any, GMs willing to sit on last years results: "Exactly. Each year builds on the previous and I've got draft picks to add some playmakers to our squad. We enjoyed some success last year and out of the 'top teams' we might just have the best player retention of the group. At the level we expect to play at in 2010 it's hard to count anything past the 2nd round as ready to contribute this [upcoming] season so holding two 1sts we feel real good. We expect to add another two "Dana Glover/R.J. Kley's" to our squad which I'm sure the rest of the NFC East will enjoy."

    This Phantom Phan would do nothing less than shit himself, publicly if necessary, if Jester Blaze can get "Dana glover/R.J. Kley value" out of this draft but won't bet against the man who's brought us to the mountain top, if not over it.





    PS - Where the fuck is Jimmy Somelove!?!??!!?
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  • #2
    Jimmy Somelove turned to Jimmy Onelove and was caught masterbating in the corner
    NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
    DE JUSTIN JONES
    LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
    TE THOMAS MACOMBER
    LT IRWIN KAO
    WR ANDREW ROBEY
    SS GREGORY BOYD
    RB ALAN CRESPO
    G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
    WR WALTER WALKER
    G AMOS BAILEY
    QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
    RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
    WR JOSE HOOVER
    K BUTCH SCHULZ
    LB MACK EDWARDS
    DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
    WR JESSE LUCAS
    C NORMAN ENRIGHT
    SS JUNIOR EL NIN0



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    • #3
      great writeup.

      As always, another year goes by and the Phantoms are ready for yet another. I like your style.

      We'll be sure to keep the pace
      NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
      DE JUSTIN JONES
      LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
      TE THOMAS MACOMBER
      LT IRWIN KAO
      WR ANDREW ROBEY
      SS GREGORY BOYD
      RB ALAN CRESPO
      G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
      WR WALTER WALKER
      G AMOS BAILEY
      QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
      RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
      WR JOSE HOOVER
      K BUTCH SCHULZ
      LB MACK EDWARDS
      DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
      WR JESSE LUCAS
      C NORMAN ENRIGHT
      SS JUNIOR EL NIN0



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