The All-Stink Team

[Pirates]

As bad as Bertram "Green" Akers may be, he has an Imperial Bowl Ring. Do you?

[Funky Chicken]

As bad as Bertram "Green" Akers may be, he has an Imperial Bowl Ring. Do you?

<---No, because I'm a flippin chicken.

[Pirates]

Actually, you are dinner for the Pirates tonight.

[Jave]

Re: The All-Stink Team

Peeee-ewww, what is that smell?

These players are the worst of the worst. They are overpaid, underperforming, and should probably play in a Total Pro Football league instead.


FUNKY CHICKEN'S ALL-STINK TEAM (THE OFFENSE)

G - Johnny Ingraham, Oakland

Ooooo that smell. Can't you smell that smell? The smell that blocks for youuuuuu. Memo to the Oakland owner: You're paying 6 million dollars for a guard. A guard that stinks.

Your a fucking moron. How many games has he missed in his career? I have been gone a while, but that number was ZERO last time I checked. There is more to winning football games then what kind of stats a player has. Does he have great stats? NO. Does he anchor the best offensive line if the IFL? YES.

[Funky Chicken]

Re: The All-Stink Team

Peeee-ewww, what is that smell?

These players are the worst of the worst. They are overpaid, underperforming, and should probably play in a Total Pro Football league instead.


FUNKY CHICKEN'S ALL-STINK TEAM (THE OFFENSE)

G - Johnny Ingraham, Oakland

Ooooo that smell. Can't you smell that smell? The smell that blocks for youuuuuu. Memo to the Oakland owner: You're paying 6 million dollars for a guard. A guard that stinks.

Your a fucking moron. How many games has he missed in his career? I have been gone a while, but that number was ZERO last time I checked. There is more to winning football games then what kind of stats a player has. Does he have great stats? NO. Does he anchor the best offensive line if the IFL? YES.

I almost passed out because of the reek on this board tonight. Now I know how it got here.

You want might to change 'does' with 'did' because Johnny packed up his shit and moved north.

[Kobeck]

classic!

[tarcone]

This is awesome. Keep em coming Kobeck.

[Matt]

hilarious

i love this shit..

i love Jave. He used to get all fired up all the time