2059 Best Draft Prospect Names list

[Sabean]

I failed to do last year, so we must make up for it. This is one of my favorite forms of dumb humor, so your mileage may vary, but feel free to add any I overlooked.


RB Billy Clinton
TE Jalen Treat
WR Derek Derks
WR Roman Buzzanca
C Jeffery Cronk
C Rusty Chinn
C Percy Mersky
G J.C. Bumpers
G Chester Jacks
DE Craig Baskerville
DT Jimmy Sim
LB Percy Knickerbocker
CB Bucky Bombard

[Tuson]

I would like to petition to add keegan Pukenas,Butch such, and emmanuel Wombacher to the liist.

[helseld]

Sabean, great stuff!

I'll second the nomination of "Puking" Keegan Pukenas, and nominate Roman "Roamin'" Hand.

[Sabean]

Lolol, solid additions. Pukenas and "Roamin" Hand are definitely worthy.

[Mellman]

Imagine an announcer having to scream the name 'Derek Derks!!' as he breaks a tackle for a game winning TD lol

I know Percy Knickerbocker was pretty good but he deserved to be picked in the first just on name basis alone

[Mellman]

Also just found NFL Redzone host Scott Hansen lurking as a DB.

Gotta mention DT Jumbo Vick too.

[Sabean]

Lol yeah, I am always saddened when some of the best goofy names are guys who have terrible ratings.