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  • 2059 Best Draft Prospect Names list

    I failed to do last year, so we must make up for it. This is one of my favorite forms of dumb humor, so your mileage may vary, but feel free to add any I overlooked.


    RB Billy Clinton
    TE Jalen Treat
    WR Derek Derks
    WR Roman Buzzanca
    C Jeffery Cronk
    C Rusty Chinn
    C Percy Mersky
    G J.C. Bumpers
    G Chester Jacks
    DE Craig Baskerville
    DT Jimmy Sim
    LB Percy Knickerbocker
    CB Bucky Bombard

    Owner since 2034
    League's Worst Record: 2036, 2045, 2046
    2057, 2061 IFL Champions
    2060 - Undefeated regular season, then lost in 1st playoff game
    Two QBs drafted #1 overall, then traded to others who made them into stars
    Featured on Sweat Socks, 2056 and 2061 Editions (tm)
    2045 Legend of the Game inductee Jay Keith (started 10 games for us)
    Hall of Fame Inductees: WR Randy Fife (2048), TE Luis "Bundt Cake" Bunting (2060)

  • #2
    I would like to petition to add keegan Pukenas,Butch such, and emmanuel Wombacher to the liist.
    Owner Since 2044
    2070 IFL Champions

    HOF:

    2075 WR Ricky Carnation 1st in receptions, 2nd rec yards, 1st in YAC at time of retirement

    2071 DE Haden Stuvaints Jr. (6th all time in sacks at time of retirement)

    2069 QB Elias Zellerkraut

    2062 DE Phillip Sewell

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    • #3
      Sabean, great stuff!

      I'll second the nomination of "Puking" Keegan Pukenas, and nominate Roman "Roamin'" Hand.

      Don Helsel
      GM Calgary Stampeders

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      • #4
        Lolol, solid additions. Pukenas and "Roamin" Hand are definitely worthy.
        Owner since 2034
        League's Worst Record: 2036, 2045, 2046
        2057, 2061 IFL Champions
        2060 - Undefeated regular season, then lost in 1st playoff game
        Two QBs drafted #1 overall, then traded to others who made them into stars
        Featured on Sweat Socks, 2056 and 2061 Editions (tm)
        2045 Legend of the Game inductee Jay Keith (started 10 games for us)
        Hall of Fame Inductees: WR Randy Fife (2048), TE Luis "Bundt Cake" Bunting (2060)

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        • #5
          Imagine an announcer having to scream the name 'Derek Derks!!' as he breaks a tackle for a game winning TD lol

          I know Percy Knickerbocker was pretty good but he deserved to be picked in the first just on name basis alone
          GM Alaska Polar Bears Since 2059

          Regular Season | 153-87 | .637 |

          Post Season | 6-16 | .375 |

          AC West Champ - 2062, 2066, 2073

          EOS - 2073

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          • #6
            Also just found NFL Redzone host Scott Hansen lurking as a DB.

            Gotta mention DT Jumbo Vick too.
            Last edited by Mellman; 08-07-2022, 04:43 PM.
            GM Alaska Polar Bears Since 2059

            Regular Season | 153-87 | .637 |

            Post Season | 6-16 | .375 |

            AC West Champ - 2062, 2066, 2073

            EOS - 2073

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            • #7
              Lol yeah, I am always saddened when some of the best goofy names are guys who have terrible ratings.
              Owner since 2034
              League's Worst Record: 2036, 2045, 2046
              2057, 2061 IFL Champions
              2060 - Undefeated regular season, then lost in 1st playoff game
              Two QBs drafted #1 overall, then traded to others who made them into stars
              Featured on Sweat Socks, 2056 and 2061 Editions (tm)
              2045 Legend of the Game inductee Jay Keith (started 10 games for us)
              Hall of Fame Inductees: WR Randy Fife (2048), TE Luis "Bundt Cake" Bunting (2060)

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