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    decides to let my daughters invite friends over to spend the night. My daughters are 5 and 7. Im hiding in the basement. Its really loud up there.
    very scary.
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  • #2
    good move.


    you did bring beer and a night light right?
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    • #3
      i'm gonna be a little apprehensive when (if) i have a daughter and she has her teen friends over for a slumber party. what happens if one of them comes on to me and i refuse, then they get all pissy and then go to the authorities saying *i* tried to fornicate with them? i'm gonna make sure my wife is always present at these things. and if we ever have a babysitter (who is a teen girl from the neighborhood) i'm gonna have my wife take her home.


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      • #4
        Last edited by sovstar; 02-09-2008, 09:54 AM.
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        • #5
          Kids arent that good of liars. At least most kids. I wouldnt worry too much about it. Or get a girl that can drive.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Hell Atlantic View Post
            what happens if one of them comes on to me and i refuse, then they get all pissy and then go to the authorities saying *i* tried to fornicate with them?
            That's why I never look a gift horse in the mouth. I'd rather take a free horse with rotten gums than be blamed for causing said rot.

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            Originally posted by tarcone View Post
            Or get a girl that can drive.
            Are they found in the land of QBs that can run and pass?

            Disclaimer: These are "2 second drunk jokes" and not to be taken seriously. This thread actually made me think if I had a parent like Tarcone I might not be so fucked up. I had my first "sleepover" at age 21 in my own apartment and the "taste of blood finally" caused me to semi-perpetuate the situation for over a decade now at the expense of other things. Long live the parents who understand that they can only guide, and not control, their children!!! Viva la Tarcone!
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            • #7
              References 1 and 1a as to why I am not the creepiest guy in the league.
              The defense rest your honor.
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              • #8
                which one was 1 and which one was 1a?


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                • #9
                  This is a disturbing thread :
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                  • #10

                    Whats going on in here? Hmmm?
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                    • #11
                      The payoff is tonight. She took our kids to her moms to spend the night. A bachelor night if you will. Woo hoo
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                      • #12
                        so you're alone by yourself, or just the 2 of you?
                        either way, you're golden
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                        • #13
                          alone by myself
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                          • #14
                            Which pickup line won?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by tarcone View Post
                              decides to let my daughters invite friends over to spend the night. My daughters are 5 and 7. Im hiding in the basement. Its really loud up there.
                              very scary.

                              wait unitl birthday party sleep over and you have 8 of those crazy ass fools in the house...nowhere to hide...

                              and i 2nd the babysitter that drives shit...thats the only way to go...
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