The Absurdity Of Tim McCarver

[Suicane]

Jose Reyes clearly jams his shoulder making an awkward swing. They replay it time and time again and McCarver repeatedly says "I don't see anything there that would indicate a shoulder injury" when it's clear as day it was an awkward swing.

Now he just said that Ryan Howard (who missed a ton of time this year so far and just recently has heated up) has gotten off to a quicker start than he did last year.

Also the umpire is doing this gay ass thing where he steps to his right very slowly and points left to indicate a strike.

Good day.

[Suicane]

Oh yeah, I traded Jorge Sosa 2 weeks ago for Kevin Greg and am loving it. My fantasy team still sucks but it's great to trade a guy at his apex and then watch him suck ass while I reap in saves.

[Argot]

I too have the Phillies in the background...wish I could get Harry Kalas and Richie Ashburn tho....

[Suicane]

I too have the Phillies in the background...wish I could get Harry Kalas and Richie Ashburn tho....

QFT

[MrBigglesworth]

McCarver: On Wednesday, Howard hit a 505 ft home run here. That ball went at least that far.
Other guy: Our statistician says that ball was estimated at 450 ft.

[Suicane]

lol, yeah, that was nice.

He also mentioned that Cecil Fielder started one All-Star game, in 1991 for the Blue Jays. He later corrected himself and said that Cecil played for the Blue Jays.........LATER.