in this thread we say the 1st random word/phrase we think

[Hell Atlantic]

boogie in the butt

[JesterBlaze]

You already used that one.

[sovstar]

You already used that one.

:P

[Hell Atlantic]

You already used that one.

thanks, i changed my random post.

i will now give a bonus random post just to be square with the house.



donkey punch

[Kobeck]

I would love to have been involved in operation Donkey Punch while I was in the Air Force - lol

[JesterBlaze]

You already used that one.

thanks, i changed my random post.

i will now give a bonus random post just to be square with the house.



donkey punch

All is squared and the house is happy. :P


Long legged midgets.

[Cringer]

fuck the police

[Suicane]

Needs elaboration.

[JesterBlaze]

First put down a canvas, then fuck the police in every hole they have, then use the nearest/most appropriate sharp object to create some new ones, then stick the nearest most-appropriate blunt object into said new holes, repeat until you can't tell where one hole ends and the next begins, then hang that work of art in the most majestic art gallery there is, entitled "The Flock No Longer Fears The Wolf!".

Elaborate enough?

[Suicane]

No. I want Cringer to tell me why he got arrested.

Although the wolf thing will be used by me at some point in my life.

[Warhammer]

Damn lil' bitch. Fuck da cammish! Stupid April Fool's, I'll show everyone who the fool is. I pity da fool.

[JesterBlaze]

Although the wolf thing will be used by me at some point in my life.

It's from an old Anthrax song. "One Man Stands" I believe is the name. Any other 600 year old ex-head-bangers here to confirm/deny?

[Cringer]

No. I want Cringer to tell me why he got arrested.

Although the wolf thing will be used by me at some point in my life.

I wasn't arrested, but half of my time is now spent avoiding the highway patrol, or trying to work things so if I come across them I don't get in trouble. The shit is getting to me, it's damn stressful.

Over the last 2 months I have run with a trailer with a very noticeable air leak, overweight (very overweight) on an axle tandem, and am breaking the federal hours of service regulations about 70% of the time (stupid fucking rules anyway).

I was going to go on, but just got rid of it. Let's keep it short and simple and say I am probably starting to lose my mind and control of my life, and get to drive around a vehicle weighing up to 80,000 lbs.


Random post for the weekend: I have come to the conclusion that getting out of trucking would have atleast one great benefit, I could smoke weed. I find myself really wanting this even though it has been about 10 years since I have done it.

[Kobeck]

Are you independent? If your company is making you run illegal then that is just wrong, really wrong.

[Suicane]

I'll share my weed with you. But you have to bring butter cookies.