in this thread we say the 1st random word/phrase we think

[Cringer]

Not independent. And no my company doesn't make me run illegal. Most companies roll out the line that they discourage you from running illegal, that they frown upon it, blah blah blah blah. The fact of the matter is that if you run legal then you don't make crap for money, and no loads get picked up or delivered on time.

[Kobeck]

Ahh I see.

Well, ya gots ta do what ya gots ta do!

[Hell Atlantic]

[Suicane]

I used to have such a man crush on that dude when NYPD Blue first started. Damn he turned into a girlie man.

[sovstar]

FROM YEEEEEEEEEEESTERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[sovstar]

Harry Moss

[Suicane]

Cheerleader on ESPN2 make Mr. Templeton happy.

[Suicane]

Full body leotard type thing with budding young bossom comepetion thingy.

[Warhammer]

Harry Moss

Damn fine QB for me while he played.

[Hell Atlantic]

my puppy Jack has a theme song (that i wrote for him):

You got four paws
And two floppy ears
And a waggaly tail
And a pink, pink noooooose


for that last line i do jazz fingers. he just looks at me when i sing it, but i'm sure if he could understand what i was saying he would love it.

[Suicane]

I'll paypal you 5 dollars to record that and upload it.

[Suicane]

Alright then $5.03

[Hell Atlantic]

i'll do it for free if you promise to jack off to a pic of oprah winfrey.


i'll get to it this weekend.

there's also a little parody i do for him, i sing the Flash Gordon song from Queen:

Jack....
AH ahhhhh. savior of the universe.

[Hell Atlantic]

everyone loves the other jack song i wrote. he got into a little phase where he would pee on our leather couches. when we would yell at him he would just look down with the most disappointed look you've ever seen in a little doggy. i get a cute little voice and i sing:

i'm a little puppy
my ears are soft and fluffy
please don't take me to the pound
i promise not to piss on couch


then we all laugh and we poke fun at him for looking so sad. hahahaha, man, jack is the best.

[Suicane]

Oprah dont look bad without makeup. I can do a fantasy about how I wrote a great book and lovemaking, and she has me on her show and I seduce her, and after the show she's all warm for my form and I give her Mr. Templeton right in the midg.