So I was on the witness stand for an hour yesterday. I'm the balls. A lawyer even said I should be a professional witness, whatever the fuck that means. IF I get paod for it, I'll do it.
The opposition lawyer (there are actually three sides to this case, I am actually on two sides at once as a key witness for the plaintiff and also as a 3rd party defendent) tried to pull some stupid shit on me, but I bitch slapped him with my words. I'm the balls I tell you.
Two truck drivers are on the jury, too. One retired, one current. Hopefully that works in my favor. The stupid ass opposition lawyer tried to make it look like I wasn't the best driver......BULLSHIT! I have two speeding tickets and no at fault accidents in 8 years of driving, that is damn good actually.
Then he tried to impeach me on my deposition from a year and a half ago. But nope, the little fucker failed there too.
Anyways, more when I get home I think. Hopefully this shit works out.
The opposition lawyer (there are actually three sides to this case, I am actually on two sides at once as a key witness for the plaintiff and also as a 3rd party defendent) tried to pull some stupid shit on me, but I bitch slapped him with my words. I'm the balls I tell you.
Two truck drivers are on the jury, too. One retired, one current. Hopefully that works in my favor. The stupid ass opposition lawyer tried to make it look like I wasn't the best driver......BULLSHIT! I have two speeding tickets and no at fault accidents in 8 years of driving, that is damn good actually.
Then he tried to impeach me on my deposition from a year and a half ago. But nope, the little fucker failed there too.
Anyways, more when I get home I think. Hopefully this shit works out.

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