Week #15 Discussion

[Jave]

Now I can rewatch my Ducks kick the crap outta the Vols, then watch me put the beatdown on Reno, then complete the trificta and watch the Raiders beat the snot outta the Titans. Going to be a sad, sad weekend for Tennessee fans.

[Chris Rex]

watch my Ducks kick the crap outta

This phrase should never be uttered. I have no interest in college football, so it's not that I'm against that team.

Just.. step outside yourself for a moment and look at that phrase.

Pretend you didn't follow college football.

Look at the phrase 'ducks kick the crap out of xxxxx'.

I could see like 'The Sharks shred the xxx ' or the 'Wolverines rip apart the xxx', or even 'The Manatees crush the xxxx'.

There is something not very foreboding about being attacked by Ducks.




That has nothing to do with anything, just something that was on my mind :-)






Shit, now that I think about it, the only phrase that makes sense is, 'My Ducks kick the crap out of Stale Bread'.

[Kozure]

Good luck r00k. I have a feeling whoever wins this game wins the division.

[r00k]

Good luck r00k. I have a feeling whoever wins this game wins the division.

Yea, that may be true, but not a guarantee with the schedules. I would think the winner is at least guaranteed a playoff berth. After starting 0-5, I will take any kind of playoff berth, including wild card.

Always looking forward to matching wits with you ... always a good game, except for the opener this year ... ugh. Kozure, GL to you as well.

[Kozure]

aww crap. Everything is just falling apart for us now. Can't do anything on offense and the defense is giving up huge play after huge play. Well, it was a good run. See if I can pull the team together for the final couple games, but I've tried everything this season to make them more consistent and we I just couldn't do it. If we can't make the playoffs, it was a good run for us. This team just isn't built for how the game requires you to play now. My fault for not trying to make enough roster changes the past two offseasons. Will have to rebound next year, if we don't make it to the postseason.

Good win, r00k. Well deserved. Your team may be playing better than anyone right now. Hope it continues for you.

[Kozure]

Was just looking over the standings and I think I need Anchorage to lose at least one game and I need to win out, and then need Boston to lose one more to make the playoffs.

[Beeznik]

Ugly game v. Little Rock but we win. Defense was good and seems to improve every week. We keep our slim slim playoff hopes alive.

[SteveBsFan]

Yay, playoffs here I come. Oh wait

[Jave]

DIVISION CHAMPIONS BABY!

We win our first division championship in TEN FUCKING YEARS! And we do it by throttling Darnell Castillo, holding him to 38 yards rushing on 7 carries and picking McNeil twice, including a 39yd return for a touchdown that gave us the critical points needed to take control of the game and ground out the victory against a very tough Reno squad.

Wilson is once again proving that he is the best player in the league rushing for 141yds on 24 carries and being a dangerous receiving threat out of the backfield, and Mann is proving he still has it throwing for 217yds and 2 scores on only 17 completions.

SLC takes cares of business in Vancouver sealing the division trophy for the Devils. Thanks Vito!!

[BOSS]

We get by Lansing but it wasn't pretty. Two tough road games left in Montreal and PENN. We gotta at least win one of them to have any shot at the playoffs. Thank god the Firebirds QB got hurt this week. I think CRex would be a fool to play him this week with the playoffs coming up. So sit him down like a good little bitch this week Chris.

Looks like Texas is gonna be in so it comes down to Madison or Vermont probably for the final spot. Georgia is still alive though too. Gonna be interesting the next couple of weeks for sure.

Chris, you need to bench Cote and Ozzy (who is also injured) this week. Think long term my friend...long term (playoffs).

[Vic Carucci]

IFL GAMEDAY: 2017 Week 15

GAME RESULTS
BOX		Hartford Grizzlies	17-31	Boston Dragons		LOG
BOX		Iowa City Snipe Hunters	13-14	Montreal Firebirds		LOG
BOX		Lansing Ogres	11-21	Madison Demons		LOG
BOX		Lawrence Phantoms	24-27	Vermont Mountaineers		LOG
BOX		Little Rock Toads	7-17	Georgia Generals		LOG
BOX		Los Angeles Liberty	10-22	Anchorage Lynx		LOG
BOX		Murfreesboro Mules	21-7	Louisiana Voodoo		LOG
BOX		Norfolk Vipers	34-15	West Virginia Beasts		LOG
BOX		Orlando Pirates	10-38	Newark Bulldogs		LOG
BOX		Pennsylvania Lions	30-9	Dakota Spirit		LOG
BOX		Portland Seals	16-17	Fresno Warthogs		LOG
BOX		Reno Wolfpack	19-31	Oakland Devildogs		LOG
BOX		St. Louis Cardinals	13-20	Houston Renegades		LOG
BOX		Tulsa TigerHawks	37-38	Texas Trojans		LOG
BOX		Vancouver Killer Whales	10-17	Salt Lake City Stallions		LOG
BOX		Wichita Outlaws	9-35	Cleveland Clawz		LOG

TOP PERFORMERS
OFF POTW		QB Clayton Chung (TEX)	29/37, 421yds, 4TD, 0INT
DEF POTW		LCB Johnny Edens (CLE)	1int, 2pd, 0 ctc, 38 psply, 108.4 pdpct, 2tk, 1a.
OFF ROTW		RB Sherman Gerhardt (VER)	14-77, 2TD. 0/0/0 rec.
DEF ROTW		LDE William Baron (GEO)	2.5sk, 0h, 3tkl, 1ast, 0kd.
ST POTW		K Hugh Whiting (CLE)	2-2 XP, 7-7 FG.

INJURIES OF NOTE
	DE Anthony Herkel (TEX)	58/58	Separated Shoulder	6 wks

[r00k]

aww crap. Everything is just falling apart for us now. Can't do anything on offense and the defense is giving up huge play after huge play. Well, it was a good run. See if I can pull the team together for the final couple games, but I've tried everything this season to make them more consistent and we I just couldn't do it. If we can't make the playoffs, it was a good run for us. This team just isn't built for how the game requires you to play now. My fault for not trying to make enough roster changes the past two offseasons. Will have to rebound next year, if we don't make it to the postseason.

Good win, r00k. Well deserved. Your team may be playing better than anyone right now. Hope it continues for you.

Thanks, from a GM who has huge respect for you. The Vipers seem to be hitting on all cylinders at the present time. Minor tweaks each week continue to pay dividends.

The schedule is still brutal ... Tulsa, then Boston ... so I don't think your chances are that slim to slide back in. Our division is simply a hell hole this year.

Again, thanks ... always enjoy our matchups.

[Chris Rex]

OK SERIOUSLY


WHAT THE FUCK

EVERY FUCKING PLAYER ON MY ROSTER rated over 60 has missed A LOT of playing time this year.

Now I have QB Cote Injured, RB Ozzy AGAIN, Finally have ONE of my two starting OGs back. BOTH OTs were out significant time. My entire LB corps missed significant time

I am getting really fuckin aggravated that EVERY OTHER FUCKIN PLAY one of my star players is out for x number of weeks. I have never fuckin seen anything like it.


PLEASE... one of the great researchers here... PLEASE tell me what has to happen for me to get a lock on a BYE, so I can rest every one of my fuckin starters.


UGH


GG IWC. This complaining has nothing to do with you. It was a great defensive battle. i am just at wits end.

Oh my god.. I just realized I have to RESIGN one of the RBs I cut while Ozzy was out, because I did not have enough TEs to field a team, and now Ill have to cut a completely unrelated player because TE AND RB dont have enough bodies to field a fuckin team. Hold shit.

[tarcone]

Stupid end of half logic kills me. Texas races down the field at the end of the half to tie it, then races down the field at the end of the game to win it.

GG Tim.

[tarcone]

DH Singleton has 99 career rushing TDs.