2014 Official Predictions Thread

[Matt]

being in such a spirited mood, as it's April fools day........
Jester usually remembers to post this first. However, I beat him to it.

In the spirit of me digging up a thread where Cringer commented on Matt bringing up the Suicide Pick'em thing again before the 2012 season, I figured another good one to bring back is the Owner Predictions Jeff started us on so long ago....

Here are the categories:

1. Predict your team's record
2. Predict the winner of your division
3. Predict the winner of your conference
4. Predict the Imperial Bowl winner
5. Predict a breakout player on your team
6. Predict your team MVP
7, 8, etc - Predict whatever you want

[JesterBlaze]

1. Predict your team's record: Dismal start will cause us to have to work hard to reach 9-7.
2. Predict the winner of your division: Lawrence in a tough year for the NC East.
3. Predict the winner of your conference: Tulsa
4. Predict the Imperial Bowl winner: Tulsa
5. Predict a breakout player on your team: Wade Boyd. He's clearly been talented all along but not being in the shadow of "Nightmare" anymore and benefiting from a veteran DLine and "The Leash" should make this a potent season for the newly acquired CB.
6. Predict your team MVP: Stanfield as the QB takes credit for a very balanced squad.


7, 8, etc - Predict whatever you wan: To come later if I have some IFL time.

[TimG]

1. Predict your team's record: Barring injury's I see us going 10-6, maybe a little better if Tulsa falters .
2. Predict the winner of your division: Tulsa hands-down has the best team ratings-wise in the division. I see them winning it here.
3. Predict the winner of your conference: I'll go with Tulsa here also. Any team that plays them here better score a whole lot.
4. Predict the Imperial Bowl winner: When you play in the big one, you'd better bring more than a good team to the game. Murphreesboro will take it all.
5. Predict a breakout player on your team: TE Jack Bennett will become a big part of the offense this year without Gomez.
6. Predict your team MVP: QB Clayton Chung's experience and leadership make this an easy pick. The heart and soul of the Texas Trojans.

[iceman99]

1. Predict your team's record - 6-10 - We are young
2. Predict the winner of your division - Anchorage
3. Predict the winner of your conference - Murfreesboro
4. Predict the Imperial Bowl winner - Tulsa
5. Predict a breakout player on your team - Jackie Gulden
6. Predict your team MVP - Jackie Gulden
7. Predict your team Offensive ROY - Adrian DeBussey
8. Predict your team Defensive ROY - Richie Randal
9. Major injury of the year - Albert Schwartz - Uses the Schwartz and goes down for the season

[morellomre]

1. Predict your team's record 10-6 The core of this team appliled for AARP this offseason
2. Predict the winner of your division Madison
3. Predict the winner of your conference Tulsa
4. Predict the Imperial Bowl winner Tulsa
5. Predict a breakout player on your team WR Mercury Halbert - teamed with Hamilton will help him to have a career year
6. Predict your team MVP Hamilton - Another year for the record books
7. Predict how many of your starters will retire after this season 8

[tarcone]

1. Predict your team's record-- 10-6. We have a rough road this season. 9-7 wouldnt be out of the question.

2. Predict the winner of your division-- Texas
3. Predict the winner of your conference-- Lansing
4. Predict the Imperial Bowl winner-- Murfeesboro
5. Predict a breakout player on your team-- FS Earnest Porter. He has been injury prone in his 2 seasons. This has caused a below average production. This season he explodes.
6. Predict your team MVP-- WR Chris Andrews. He may have 16 100 yard games this season.

7. DakotaGeorge starts off 0-8 and is silent. His exports stop showing up by week 11. Matt and Suicane start looking for a new owner in week 16. Argot takes Dakota back.

8. California goes 3-13. HA posts of intentions to quit at the end of the season because the game is flawed and nothing works. Then he comes back.

9. Little Rock goes 2-14 beating Tulsa twice.

10. Chris Andrews threatens 2000 yards receiving.

11. The leagues greatest QBs continue to retire. After this season we lose Lozier, Stanfield, Steiner, and Given. Billy "1-22" Del Greco also retires.

12. Geoff Wilson is OROY.

13. Monty Wollmuth is DROY.

14. Another great season in the IFL for everyone.

[SteveBsFan]

1. Predict your team's record 9-7
2. Predict the winner of your division Murf
3. Predict the winner of your conference Portland
4. Predict the Imperial Bowl winner Lawrence
5. Predict a breakout player on your team Craig Duffy - DE
6. Predict your team MVP Hasting - RB

7, 8, etc - Predict whatever you want

HA quits the league after Schwartz doesn't lead his team to a 19-0 record, he then quits his job, studies programming, and writes his own football game that allows teams to win regardless of cohesion, or having a defense.

St Louis will fall even further below their team record 10 losses set last season. He will then go on a rampage and trade his future 1st rounders away to Lawrence for Stanfield.

Oakland wins their division, and then trades Geoff Wilson to California for the #1 overall pick (which will be StL's pick)

[JesterBlaze]

13. Monty Wollmuth is DROY.

I hope that you're right but it'll be a long road from the bench (week 1) to DROY.

[JesterBlaze]

7.: Though Schwartz drops in potential rating HA's gradual understanding of the IFL and full acceptance, if not timidness, towards his gameplanning weakness pays off as he rides the #1 pick to one of the AC Wild Cards... then gets rattled enough to take gameplanning seriously and becomes a legit contender by 2017 but I'm getting ahead of myself.

8.: Though I don't know who the specific teams are right now, the AC will rebound from a horrendous 2013 led by at least 2 newcomers to the "top tier" group who will become "ignores" ala Tulsa in the 2016 talk of what's wrong with the league. Outside guess: Wichita and Montreal.

[BOSS]

1. Predict your team's record: 10-6, too hard to predict anything better in this division.

2. Predict the winner of your division: Lansing, it took a win at their place in the final game last season to steal it away from them.

3. Predict the winner of your conference: Lansing, i think they finally get over the hump.

4. Predict the Imperial Bowl winner: Murfreesboro, they got some damn talent over there.

5. Predict a breakout player on your team: LB Brian Fulcher, he pulled together some nice games last year but he has a problems staying healthy all year long.

6. Predict your team MVP: QB Will Irby, just like every year.

7. Playoff teams:

Lansing
Madison
Lawrence
Tulsa
Salt Lake City
Pennsylvania

Cleveland
Montreal
Murfreesboro
West Virginia
Portland
California

8. Breakout player of the year: RB Gary Jamison/ Dakota

9. Defensive Rookie of the Year: LB Rickey Moss/ Vermont

10. Offensive Rookie of the Year: QB Albert Schwartz/ California

[Matt]

hmm 3 playoff teams from 1 division...interesting thought

[DakotaGeorge]

hmm 3 playoff teams from 1 division...interesting thought

We are like NCAAB's Big East.

[Argot]

And Dakota is DePaul. : P

[BOSS]

hmm 3 playoff teams from 1 division...interesting thought

If Dakota wouldn't have beat Penn the last game of the season last year it would have happened, the 3 teams making it from one division.

[DakotaGeorge]

7. DakotaGeorge starts off 0-8 and is silent. His exports stop showing up by week 11. Matt and Suicane start looking for a new owner in week 16. Argot takes Dakota back.

This guy have to be sucha Jerk off?

Hey Matt seriously you PM me to give these guys a break but here this Jerk off is attacking me more.