Preseason Discussion

[JesterBlaze]

Morris Morris does sound/look stupid

I've worked for a bank and another big company and have actually seen three times in my life a person with the same first and last name. :shock:

Strange but true. The only one that I can remember is "Bernard Bernard".

[sovstar]

ROFL

I would've felt pretty dumb had I been wrong, but I was pretty sure someone would try and snatch up [ifl]Dexter McKeown[/ifl] as soon as I released him so I re-signed him.

I'll take a draft pick for him, thank you.

[sovstar]

4.2 million dollar bonus to a guy recovering from reconstructive knee surgery? I like to see my division rivals making moves like that.

[Kozure]

why didn't he hate you for past injustices. Portland must be a nice place to play.

[sovstar]

why didn't he hate you for past injustices. Portland must be a nice place to play.

I believe Jim made cuts during certain times of the year not count against that in 2007. That's a good thing too.

[BuddaKINGII]

ROFL

I would've felt pretty dumb had I been wrong, but I was pretty sure someone would try and snatch up [ifl]Dexter McKeown[/ifl] as soon as I released him so I re-signed him.

I'll take a draft pick for him, thank you.

Arggh I needed a punt-returner. Oh well I don't think i had room to keep him anyway.

[BuddaKINGII]

4.2 million dollar bonus to a guy recovering from reconstructive knee surgery? I like to see my division rivals making moves like that.

Yeah I was leery in doing it but I noticed Ash and Bice got their deals renoge so those guys must think they're coming back...

[sovstar]

4.2 million dollar bonus to a guy recovering from reconstructive knee surgery? I like to see my division rivals making moves like that.

Yeah I was leery in doing it but I noticed Ash and Bice got their deals renoge so those guys must think they're coming back...

Touche. Jave gave Bice 9 more million in bonus. I do think that reconstructive knee surgery is worse than ACL knee surgery though.

[Kobeck]

JB just ask IFL commissioner to change Morris Morris's nickname to Chuck and the issue solves itself. Boutros Boutros-Ghali=Morris Morris-Chuckster

Mules QB Twyner, a low $ rehab gamble, looks to have come thru his injury ok, at least at this point. Could complicate the BU QB roles somewhat though, but thats a good thing.

[Warhammer]

I must say that our offense was pretty impressive this last game. Hopefully, we won't lose our edge with the new rules implemented by the league administration.

[Hell Atlantic]

all right, at least give Morrisx2 the nickname of "Chuck". you're a fucking dick and i don't like you anymore. thanks for making IFL 12% less enjoyable for me. great job!

[sovstar]

all right, at least give Morrisx2 the nickname of "Chuck". you're a fucking dick and i don't like you anymore. thanks for making IFL 12% less enjoyable for me. great job!

I'm glad it's not 20% less enjoyable now. 20% would've made a pretty big difference...

[Hell Atlantic]

well, i'm not gonna be a drama queen about it. the sky isn't falling or anything. you just simply decreased my enjoyment in this league by a small, but noticeable margin. congratulations.

[sovstar]

well, i'm not gonna stay up all nite and cry about it. the sky isn't falling. IFL is still an awesome league so i'll try to keep things in perspective.

Good, because I actually changed my mind today. :lol:

The caveat is that I'm going to make an official rule about it after I do change Morris' name - ***no changing first or last names under any conditions***. Consider yourself grandfathered.

[sovstar]

Also, keep the Chuck Morris jokes to a minimum (I think they're dumb). OR just post them at FOFC, so I don't have to read them.