Week 12 Discussion

[roadrash]

I stomped on Madison. Had the ball for over 40 minutes. Sammy put up another 300 yard game, and a WR had the highest catch count for the second week in a row.

And going into Norfolk, both my starting tackles are back, and Freddie Swift is back after a five week break, and Norfolk is hurtin. A win next week and I can finally start looking at the second week of the playoffs this year.

Fixed that for you.

You will be out of it after the frist week anyway. . so you must be referring to StL or Portland possibly beating me in conf semis

[Suicane]

Conquest (Starring Jenna Jameson) continues. MGM threw a few picks but thats ok. The Gapping Greek got Cornholed as Hamilton couldn't fit the bill and spent the game watching All My Children in the locker room.

Schutz Shutter Bugged his way to a good ground game and our defense kept the Devils down under.

Next week it's on to Anchorage My Men In Trees will make sure to give the Lynx some major Northern Exposure and put them out of their playoff misery.

A friend of mine who runs a TV website has suggested that Heroes, like alot of shows of it's nature, will have a fantastic run, only to be cancelled soon after when the dust settles and people run away for something else that's in the Cards. I predict the Heroes cancellation is coming up soon. Turn the channel folks, this is not an emmy award winning team.

Dear Vipers, neither pop, no rock, nor folk can save you now, for the Cardinals are the Byrds and everything will turn, turn, turn our way. Lozier is a Nozier for the next 6 weeks and it is getting hot under the collar, the broken collar for your playoff chances.

The Mules seem to have their playoff chances stuffed up their bungs and sources on the plane say that the patient is sweating and has sever abdominable pains, suggesting that the condom full of hope you have buried in their has burst.

Viva La St. Louis~!

[Argot]

I agree with Montreal. No way we should have won that game. The Firebirds need alot of special teams help. On the other hand, we just aren't very good at all. OK, so Patterson was awful, time to go back to Willoughby. Yikes...I could use Hooten back right about now.

[tarcone]

Up 24-7 with about 12 minutes to go in the 3rd quarter. And lose. Plus I lose Groth for another extended period of time.
I couldnt stop a damn 3rd and short all day.
My offense is gay.

GG Warhammer.

I fall out of the playoff picture and will be lucky to win 8 games this season.

&^$$*&$*^&%$*$&$(&#^%#)*

[Warhammer]

I stomped on Madison. Had the ball for over 40 minutes. Sammy put up another 300 yard game, and a WR had the highest catch count for the second week in a row.

And going into Norfolk, both my starting tackles are back, and Freddie Swift is back after a five week break, and Norfolk is hurtin. A win next week and I can finally start looking at the second week of the playoffs this year.

Fixed that for you.

You will be out of it after the frist week anyway. . so you must be referring to StL or Portland possibly beating me in conf semis

Oh, you mean that StL team that we beat? Or do you mean that Houston team which we also beat? Or maybe you mean that Norfolk team we beat?

Aside from Portland, we've gone up against the best this conference has to offer and we've won them all. The only conference loss was to the Mules when we had our backup QB in. We'll be there in the second week, the Finals is a different story because I have too much respect for the top dogs in our conference to say anything about our chances to advance in the playoffs.

[dberner30]

another week and another crappy outcome. we owned Lansing for about 1/2 the game and then they amazinly turn it on to win the game. No doubt helped by my coaches unwillingness to kick any FG over 40 yards out. Lost by less than one of the 4 or 5 FG tries my coach passed up to included a couple in the 4th Quarter when it was obviously time to get a few points. Jackass. where is the coach rating for moronic asshole that makes stupid decisions. is that playcalling or something else.

[Matt]

umm, how did we lose this game.

I'm seriously considering throwing this game out the window. I haven't looked at any stats, but I had t have over 100yds in penalites, while my coach has an excellent discipline rating and cohesion is good accross the board.

WHat a joke. I don't know why I even try.

[Matt]

ALB had no business winning either. I could see it coming the whole way after 4 straight holding calls. I mean come the fuck on

[Kobeck]

The Mules seem to have their playoff chances stuffed up their bungs and sources on the plane say that the patient is sweating and has sever abdominable pains, suggesting that the condom full of hope you have buried in their has burst.

Viva La St. Louis~!

That was uncalled for.




Now on to week 12


1-10-MUR21 (04:13) Penalty: MUR - False Start.

SLC 23 McNamee was injured on the play.

He should be able to remain in the game


...

4-22-MUR09 (02:12) MUR 10 Gepner punted 52 yards from the MUR09.

SLC 31 Tart returned the ball 8 yards to the SLC47. Tackled by MUR 20 Rivero.

Ball was fumbled and recovered by SLC 23 McNamee for 53 yards and a touchdown!


FWIW there have been 11 Fumble returns for TD in the IFL this season. 3 of them against the Mules.



...

SLC 31 Tart was injured on the play.

He should be able to remain in the game

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&Offense: Pro Formation, Normal, Strength = Right.

&Defense: 43 Alignment, Nickel Personnel, Man-to-Man (Loose), Pass - Normal.

1-10-MUR44 (13:24) SLC 31 Tart ran inside the left guard for 14 yards.



Second week in a row that the Mules absoutly get no breaks. NONE.

Chaplin completing 90% of his 20 passes 13 KRBs by Stallions. Tart has his best game on over a year, with a broken thumb!

1 Stallion punt - LATE - and it pinned the Mules deep.


Mules are one of the best 3rd down teams in IFL, still, yet Stallions are 9 of 14 on 3rd downs and Mules are only 3 of 8. Heading into this game SLC had 52 third down conversions in 10 games and then they get almost twice as many as could be expected.



Mules have a good Defense, but noone would be able to tell it by the 98 points that the Mules have given up in the last 4 games. TOTAL BULLSHIT!

Expect my next IFL correspondence with the Mules next export


I'm totally PISSED! This shit was easier to take when I did not expect the team to perform well.

[Suicane]

Houston destroyed me in week 1. I was sad. So I began ingesting large amounts of greens. Leafy vegetables and man sized squats built my core and flushed my system. Heavy barrell lifting gave me a dead weight strength of 2 horses.

Now I am unstoppable and man of strong frame. For a fee of 2 cents I can send you my reading pamphlet on how to sustain the amount of manfull energy I encompass.

[roadrash]

I stomped on Madison. Had the ball for over 40 minutes. Sammy put up another 300 yard game, and a WR had the highest catch count for the second week in a row.

And going into Norfolk, both my starting tackles are back, and Freddie Swift is back after a five week break, and Norfolk is hurtin. A win next week and I can finally start looking at the second week of the playoffs this year.

Fixed that for you.

You will be out of it after the frist week anyway. . so you must be referring to StL or Portland possibly beating me in conf semis

Oh, you mean that StL team that we beat? Or do you mean that Houston team which we also beat? Or maybe you mean that Norfolk team we beat?

Aside from Portland, we've gone up against the best this conference has to offer and we've won them all. The only conference loss was to the Mules when we had our backup QB in. We'll be there in the second week, the Finals is a different story because I have too much respect for the top dogs in our conference to say anything about our chances to advance in the playoffs.

I am actually hoping to meet up with StL again./ I am 0-5 vs the caine, so the laws of statistics are actually in my favor. . .the games have almost all been pretty damn close, so I figure I am due

[dberner30]

what law of statistics is that pig farmer....the one that is called the law of averages where he shouldnt beat you 6 times out of six tries....

HMMM.....

if a coin is flipped 99 times and on 99 of the flips comes up heads what is the odds of it being heads on the 100th flip.....

careful now... 8)

[roadrash]

what law of statistics is that pig farmer....the one that is called the law of averages where he shouldnt beat you 6 times out of six tries....

HMMM.....

if a coin is flipped 99 times and on 99 of the flips comes up heads what is the odds of it being heads on the 100th flip.....

careful now... 8)

speaking of 6 in a row, when do we play again?

[r00k]

Dear Vipers, neither pop, no rock, nor folk can save you now, for the Cardinals are the Byrds and everything will turn, turn, turn our way. Lozier is a Nozier for the next 6 weeks and it is getting hot under the collar, the broken collar for your playoff chances.

Viva La St. Louis~!

Don't VIVA too early, especially with a tied record ... I seem to recall a 34-6 win earlier in the year ... who would that have been against?

[Hell Atlantic]

seriously, the Heroes are playing quality football right now. i'm still treading carefully, but no matter what happens this season this team has showed heart and the courage to stand and fight. any other team would have said "oh well, the 1st overall pick doesn't sound so bad" but no, we said "fuck this and fuck that. fucking on a fucker's fucking brat. she don't want a baby that looks like that. i don't want a baby that looks like that". it's times like these when quotes from the Sex Pistols are appropriate.

still, it's been an up and down season. i'm just glad the down came first, cuz right now we're looking up and there's not a whole lot of teams that could really scare the Heroes. we fully expect to lose in week 13. we only have 1 loss in the last 8 games, i think Cinderella is at least gonna get a wakeup call from the blue fairy to keep us honest.