2008 Solecismic Awards

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Front Office Football 2004
2008 Awards List
   
   Award                                      Player                      Team  
Offensive Player of the Year                  Wilford Timmerman           HOU    
Defensive Player of the Year                  Jeffrey Gregorio            CLE    
Offensive Rookie of the Year                  Charles Bell                MAD    
Defensive Rookie of the Year                  RJ 'The Leash' Kley         LAW    
All-League First Team Quarterback             Tobias Stanfield            LAW    
All-League First Team Running Back            Wilford Timmerman           HOU    
All-League First Team Fullback                Duane Rau                   WIC    
All-League First Team Tight End               Joseph Flores               LRK    
All-League First Team Wide Receiver           Kurt 'Showtime' Bice        OAK    
All-League First Team Wide Receiver           Olin Holst                  STL    
All-League First Team Center                  Horace Barrett              REN    
All-League First Team Offensive Guard         Stephen Suarez              HAR    
All-League First Team Offensive Guard         Larry Leatherwood           MUR    
All-League First Team Offensive Tackle        Irwin Kao                   NWK    
All-League First Team Offensive Tackle        Weston Gribble              CBA    
All-League First Team Punter                  Nathan Winslow              MAD    
All-League First Team Kicker                  Carter Garland              BOS    
All-League First Team Defensive End           Lawerence Mitchell          CAL    
All-League First Team Defensive End           Myron McCartney             CBA    
All-League First Team Defensive Tackle        Mathew Bramlett             HOU    
All-League First Team Defensive Tackle        John Ash                    LAN    
All-League First Team Inside Linebacker       Dennis Gallup               OAK    
All-League First Team Outside Linebacker      Jeffrey Gregorio            CLE    
All-League First Team Outside Linebacker      Landon Marshall             NWK    
All-League First Team Cornerback              Joseph Alsup                HAR    
All-League First Team Cornerback              Larry Seifert               HAR    
All-League First Team Safety                  Brian Williams              WIC    
All-League First Team Safety                  Douglas Robinette           MNT    
All-League Second Team Quarterback            Chris Chaplin               SLC    
All-League Second Team Running Back           Alan 'C Money' Crespo       NWK    
All-League Second Team Fullback               Sheldon Mendez              MUR    
All-League Second Team Tight End              Alan Bryant                 POR    
All-League Second Team Wide Receiver          Ernest Martinez             OAK    
All-League Second Team Wide Receiver          Lenny Romano                LAW    
All-League Second Team Center                 Daniel Baker                IWC    
All-League Second Team Offensive Guard        Jason Downer                IWC    
All-League Second Team Offensive Guard        Clarence Riggle             WIC    
All-League Second Team Offensive Tackle       Dan 'The Whale' Dale        STL    
All-League Second Team Offensive Tackle       Wesley Flemming             HAR    
All-League Second Team Punter                 Teddy Blades                WIC    
All-League Second Team Kicker                 Haywood Tate                AQU    
All-League Second Team Defensive End          James Koonce                TEX    
All-League Second Team Defensive End          Louie Maldonado             STL    
All-League Second Team Defensive Tackle       Robert Pruitt               NWK    
All-League Second Team Defensive Tackle       Gary Davis                  POR    
All-League Second Team Inside Linebacker      Eric Jean                   TUL    
All-League Second Team Outside Linebacker     Derrick Goodwin             CBA    
All-League Second Team Outside Linebacker     Jonathan St. Louis          BOS    
All-League Second Team Cornerback             Carl Grim                   ORL    
All-League Second Team Cornerback             Daniel Lenhart              LOU    
All-League Second Team Safety                 Joseph Schaffer             DAK    
All-League Second Team Safety                 Arthur Rose                 HOU    
League's Fastest Man                          Josh Sullivan               BOS    
League's Strongest Man                        Jason Downer                IWC

[sovstar]

These awards are absolutely retarded.

[iceman99]

Yes they are....

[sovstar]

The cornerback selections are downright laughable.

[kingfc22]

Willie Ames was ROBBED

[Pirates]

Lame. Edmonds was slighted!!!

[Hell Atlantic]

Lawrence Mithcell was a surprise this year. was overlooked while everyone was paying attention to DE Gilpin, he quietly put up a really nice year.

JB Lincoln should be Offensive Rookie of the Year. his YPC is fucking fantastic, nearly outran Charles Bell on half the carries and fell a couple tds short while only starting 5 games.

[Kobeck]

only 2 CAP purged x-Mules on the first team All-IFL list - absurd

[Warhammer]

The cornerback selections are downright laughable.

Why? I can understand Alsup, Seifert might have been a stretch. My prblems in the secondary were at the LB and S positions.

[sovstar]

The cornerback selections are downright laughable.

Why? I can understand Alsup

You can't be serious, can you? You would compare Alsup, who leads the league in passes caught against, with Ames (24 pdef: 31 cght) or Kenneth Jones or Oliver McKenzie or Garfield Rhodes or D-Dog or ... ?

It's just not even close. There is way too much emphasis on tackles.

[sovstar]

I mean who the hell is Grim and what has he even done???

[sovstar]

I don't care if he played 2 games more than Crespo. Tim Austin got jobbed!

[SteveBsFan]

As much as I love Timmerman, I can't believe the game loves him more. MVP last season, OPOY and 1st team RB this year. That stuff will probably just make it harder to re-sign him when the time comes anyway :evil:

[Matt]

I don't care if he played 2 games more than Crespo. Tim Austin got jobbed!

Tim Austin had a tremendous year. He just didn't catch any passes, and that's a big no-no in FOF if you want to win awards

[sovstar]

I don't care if he played 2 games more than Crespo. Tim Austin got jobbed!

Tim Austin had a tremendous year. He just didn't catch any passes, and that's a big no-no in FOF if you want to win awards

What else can you tell me about this game, sunshine?