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    With his nuts in his hand, William "No 1 can Catch Me" Simpson states unequivocably that the Beasts will make it all the way to the bowl this season. "Who can fuck with us?" stated the fastest man in the league

    With a major upgrade in defense and a balanced offense attack all eyes are on the Beasts. Two years in a row making it to the playoffs without going to the Big Dance, leaves a bitter taste in the mouths of the entire team.

    "Hell, we got some killer to be lb's now. Me, Red's and the "General" Lee on catching who's going to stop us?" states the braggadocious Simpson.

    With the undeniably most productive QB since the inception of the IFL, "Colonel" Sanders knows the gravity of not making it to the bowl will have implications on the entire team that will be detrimental. Tight lipped as usual, he commented, "Everyone will see it on the field. No need to talk about it. It's time to be about it."

    "No more will we put up a lead and let it slip away." says Coach Rico. "We've devised new schemes on both offense and defense to be unvealed through out the season."

    As the reporter from the WV Time Chronicle asked, "How do you plan on doing that, coach?"

    "Going for the jugular on every down".

    A sentiment that has been echoed through out the locker room since mini camps.

    This reporter, found out what the new slogan pinned up on every locker, calk boards, folders and doors. WV Beasts ain't nuthin to fuck with. And a direct threat to every one in the league....." You best protect your neck, we're going for the jugular........

  • #2
    No need to talk about it. It's time to be about it."
    Tisk tisk tisk.............your new to the whole, "trash talking" think arn't ya?

    I will sell you lessons.......in fact, in your case, I will just teach you for free because it's obvious you desperately need them :twisted:

    Ohh yea, you should really get with Jeff and fiqure out whats wrong with your siggy.......thus far, its not all that convincing.

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    • #3
      Not sure what year you're stuck in exactly, maybe 2003, but Simpson is no longer the fastest man in the league. Not even second if I remember correctly.

      Can't wait for Week 2 nonetheless. I've been looking forward to making Sanders look like a sucka-fool.
      "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

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      • #4
        Re: Beasts draw the line in the sand

        Originally posted by luis
        William "No 1 can Catch Me" Simpson..."Who can fuck with us?" stated the fastest man in the league
        Simpson barely cracked the top 10 this year in the fastest men
        Los Angeles Matadors AC West Champs: 2037

        Pittsburgh Power NC North Champs: 2005, 2006, 2009

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        • #5
          Halbert and some guy named "Money" are the top two fastest now Beasts.
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          • #6
            Re: Beasts draw the line in the sand

            Originally posted by luis
            Two years in a row making it to the playoffs without going to the Big Dance, leaves a bitter taste in the mouths of the entire team.
            This should read, "Two years in a row making it to the playoffs without winning a playoff game..."

            2003 IFL AC East Runner-Up - Wildcard 10-6
            2004 IFL AC East Runner-UP - Wildcard - AC Runner-up 10-5-1
            2005 3rd Place AC East 6-10 2007 2nd Place AC East 8-8
            2006 3rd Place AC East 7-9 2008 2nd Place AC East 9-7
            2009 1st Place AC East, Imperial Bowl Champions 13-3

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            • #7
              DOG PILE!!!! :shock:
              GM Wichita Outlaws

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              • #8
                Originally posted by dberner30
                DOG PILE!!!! :shock:
                Well we all know who won the game that REALLY mattered!

                I shouldn't say too much or he'll make sure to smush me this year!

                2003 IFL AC East Runner-Up - Wildcard 10-6
                2004 IFL AC East Runner-UP - Wildcard - AC Runner-up 10-5-1
                2005 3rd Place AC East 6-10 2007 2nd Place AC East 8-8
                2006 3rd Place AC East 7-9 2008 2nd Place AC East 9-7
                2009 1st Place AC East, Imperial Bowl Champions 13-3

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                • #9
                  "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

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                  • #10
                    LMAO
                    [Vito]Stallion
                    Dir. Football Ops
                    Lansing Ogres
                    2030 Imperial League Champions
                    _____
                    RING OF HONOR:
                    RB James Tart [HOF], WR Grady Gomez, QB Nigel Booker, OLB Stephen Srait

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                    • #11
                      That kinda looks like one of those creepy little troll dolls.

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                      • #12
                        I was thinking Mr. Heat Miser myself... :shock:
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