This is Jack Jammer here at halftime of the Hartford - Norfolk game. As you know, there will be a turkey drop any minute now... I see a plane approaching the stadium from the south...
It looks like something is dropping from the plane. It's falling, oh my, it has slammed into the stadium's turf in a cloud of feathers! They're everywhere! They keep falling, I cannot describe this horrific scene! It appears that turkeys are falling out of the sky and obliterating everything in their path!
People are running in terror as the turkeys keep falling! Oh the humanity! Oh the humanity! *BAM*
It looks like something is dropping from the plane. It's falling, oh my, it has slammed into the stadium's turf in a cloud of feathers! They're everywhere! They keep falling, I cannot describe this horrific scene! It appears that turkeys are falling out of the sky and obliterating everything in their path!
People are running in terror as the turkeys keep falling! Oh the humanity! Oh the humanity! *BAM*

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