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Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 10
Oh shoot! The autumn wind will soon give way to the winter breeze and you know what means; I’ll have to wear panties now! :cry:
Pittsburgh at Madison
Vegas point spread: Demons by 9
Bobbi's Left Boobie Pick: Demons by 10
Why?:
I told you last week and those NEW UNIFORMS on the Demons helped them play with confidence while shutting out the previously hot Bolts. The Power are in for a tough one here as Johnny Loving is willing his team to wins and they are responding to his leadership.
Prediction:
Demons 20 Power 13
Cody Reyes gets 100 yards for the first time this year. Look for the Power defense to give Loving some “loving”.
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Albuquerque at Louisiana
Vegas point spread: Louisiana by 3
Bobbi's Right Boobie Pick: Voodoo in a “who knew”
Why?:
The Matadors played horribly last week and still proved my boobie right. Well the right alignment of the milky mounds is not feeling them this week. In short, the Voodoo have the “Magic Stick” and I see them whipping the Matadors like they stole something.
Prediction:
Louisiana 28 Albuquerque 16
Matadors will need to put some ice on their bums to ease the rectal swelling.
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Wichita at Hartford
Vegas point spread: Outlaws by 9
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Hartford with the upset
Why?:
The Coochie was broke last week and missed the telling signs of the Fire’s rebirth (like me and the GM actually being away much of last week). Anyway, she’s humming as I read through the scouting reports on this week’s match up. Those sweaty muscular men-folk that are the booty-snatching Outlaws blow in to Hartford to face those Hartford Grizzlies. You know the joke where the bear asks the rabbit if he has a problem with shit in his fur just before he picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him, right?
Well in this version, the 7-1 Outlaws become the rabbit and the Grizzlies (who will appear as themselves) will be the monstrous ass-wiping bear. Brian McCalla’s Outlaws have managed to prove me wrong twice now but I think they will be handled like a prison-bitch who got traded for cigarettes this Sunday. You can’t continue to win with an -11 turnover ratio and a 17-year QB at the helm. Hartford youth and smash-mouth style will be the difference here and it won’t be as close as my score suggests.
Prediction:
Hartford 28 Outlaws 21:
Bitches!
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Last Week 2-1
Season 14-10
Oh shoot! The autumn wind will soon give way to the winter breeze and you know what means; I’ll have to wear panties now! :cry:
Pittsburgh at Madison
Vegas point spread: Demons by 9
Bobbi's Left Boobie Pick: Demons by 10
Why?:
I told you last week and those NEW UNIFORMS on the Demons helped them play with confidence while shutting out the previously hot Bolts. The Power are in for a tough one here as Johnny Loving is willing his team to wins and they are responding to his leadership.
Prediction:
Demons 20 Power 13
Cody Reyes gets 100 yards for the first time this year. Look for the Power defense to give Loving some “loving”.
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Albuquerque at Louisiana
Vegas point spread: Louisiana by 3
Bobbi's Right Boobie Pick: Voodoo in a “who knew”
Why?:
The Matadors played horribly last week and still proved my boobie right. Well the right alignment of the milky mounds is not feeling them this week. In short, the Voodoo have the “Magic Stick” and I see them whipping the Matadors like they stole something.
Prediction:
Louisiana 28 Albuquerque 16
Matadors will need to put some ice on their bums to ease the rectal swelling.
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Wichita at Hartford
Vegas point spread: Outlaws by 9
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Hartford with the upset
Why?:
The Coochie was broke last week and missed the telling signs of the Fire’s rebirth (like me and the GM actually being away much of last week). Anyway, she’s humming as I read through the scouting reports on this week’s match up. Those sweaty muscular men-folk that are the booty-snatching Outlaws blow in to Hartford to face those Hartford Grizzlies. You know the joke where the bear asks the rabbit if he has a problem with shit in his fur just before he picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him, right?
Well in this version, the 7-1 Outlaws become the rabbit and the Grizzlies (who will appear as themselves) will be the monstrous ass-wiping bear. Brian McCalla’s Outlaws have managed to prove me wrong twice now but I think they will be handled like a prison-bitch who got traded for cigarettes this Sunday. You can’t continue to win with an -11 turnover ratio and a 17-year QB at the helm. Hartford youth and smash-mouth style will be the difference here and it won’t be as close as my score suggests.
Prediction:
Hartford 28 Outlaws 21:
Bitches!
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Last Week 2-1
Season 14-10
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