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  • Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 9

    Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 9

    This is the time of year that our contenders begin to identify themselves. We’ve got some strong teams in the Bolts, Beasts, Wichita, and Tulsa. Let’s look into the games you need to watch this week.

    Burlington at Madison

    Vegas point spread: Demons by 3

    Bobbi's Left Boobie Pick: Demons by 3

    Why?:

    NEW UNIFORMS, when SLC did it last season, they made a run to the playoffs and looked good until being slow-cooked by the Columbia Fire in the first round. The Demons are a better team than the Stallions and their uniforms (coupled with a return to the Hellasium) will give this team the extra swagger to ground the Bolts.

    PreDICKtion:

    Demons 23 Bolts 20

    The Kool-aid drinkers get one more week of “Loving” (nothing wrong with that ) ; However, if the Bolts roll early the fires of hell will be pissed on and the Bolts will cruise to 7-1, tough call but I see the Demons clawing for this win.


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    Albuquerque at Portland

    Vegas point spread: Portland by 4

    Bobbi's Right Boobie Pick: Matadors for the win

    Why?:

    Remember the Seals? Last year their defense was pretty good. Well they are finally returning to form. 4 straight wins and they get to host division rival Matadors to strengthen their claim to the AC West Title. Problem is that the Seals are without QB Jared Mulcahy and the backups are pretty UGLY. The Matadors are going to bring the pain in this one…but from the looks of the roster, I don’t know how. But my nipple is tingling for Albuquerque.

    PreDICKtion:

    Albuquerque 26 Portland 6

    The unrecognized get their day in the sun and Portland wonders why their assholes are sore the next morning.


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    Columbia at Little Rock

    Vegas point spread: Fire by 4

    Bobbi's Coochie Call: Toads for the win

    Why?:

    The Coochie is on a roll predicting the Madison win over the defending champs last week and getting it right the week before with the Salt Lake , Vancouver game. Well the poo’ nanny is steamy again and she’s hot for Cringer’s Big Rigs.

    I think it’s too close to call as the Fire look to have gotten their confidence back last week with Morris throwing no picks and finding his TE for the critical TD. The lack of a running game did not get them last week and that’s good because they stay in the hunt.

    The Toads sport a D-line capable of harassing young Morris and his O-line all day. I’d like to see the Fire win this one so the fans there would cease with the hate mail but I think the Toads, led by young Ralph Given, are going to seize the moment this week

    PreDICKtion:

    Little Rock 27 Columbia 24:

    Ralph Given and Jamie Morris will decide this one. I just think the home crowd and outdoor stadium will help the Toads here.


    See you guys next week!

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    Season 12-9
    Bobbi Dallis
    Fox Sports Analyst

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    Bobbi's coochie is broke this week. Columbia still owns Little Rock
    [Vito]Stallion
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    • #3
      Originally posted by VitoStallion
      Bobbi's coochie is broke this week. Columbia still owns Little Rock
      Stinkin' twat. She jinxed us.
      My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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      • #4
        She didn't jinx me

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        • #5
          I'm waiting for Bobbies 3rd input game of the year.
          I luv British womenz.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by VitoStallion
            Bobbi's coochie is broke this week. Columbia still owns Little Rock
            You need to tell Tart to quit hitting the holes so hard man! :P

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