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Yo goombahs, whatzupwityas? Did yalls tink i was in a river somewhere? Haha, Fat Tony was in a bit after week 1, i's admits it, but ey o, sometimes ya gotsta hits bottom before yas come to da top, knowhutimsayin?
Well anyways, da Salvatore crew put out a hit on me when i didnt comes up wit der money so I had to lay low for a few weeks, but hey, a ciggerete truck goes missin and badda bing badda boom, tonys got himself a couple of grand, tony rolls it on da superbowl and badda bing badda boom, johnny one nut gets paid back and Tony can come above ground again, its easy as dat, fuhgitaboutit.
So anyways, i had myself a good week and figured i'd lay some moolah down on dis weeks games, whos m i lookin at yas ask, well ills tells ya.
Game 1: West Virginia -14 vs Iowa City
Ey kids, lemme ask yas sumtin, what in da blue hell is a snipe? Iowa City looks like a team dats given up, and dat aint good, specially against da kind of fire power dat the Elephants bring baby, I'm lookin at a blowout here kids, a good old fashion baseball bat beatin, knowhutimsayin?
Fat Tonys layin $500 on West Virginia to turn the Snipes into baby pigeons, and den step on em.
Game 2: Madison +3 at Orlando
Dis eer is a biggun folks, yas got 2 teams strugglin ta break out of da pack, and I tink Madison gots this one in da big, i'm predictin big tings for dis team from ear on in, ya hear? It seems ta Tony dat da Demons is finaly hittin on all cylanders and ready to go on a run, now i knows Orlando aint no pushovers but dis game is gonna be won on da ground in da rain, so don't worry none about Madisons biggest weakness, da pass blockin, oh no, dey gonna be fine groundin and poundin dis one out.
Fat Tonys layin $300 on Madison ta sink da pirates.
Game 3: Norfolk (PK) At Boston
Ey o, remember dat big start from Boston? Yeah me neeter.
Bostons been goin down faster den a 2 dolla hooker, and just as ugly, knowwhutimsayin? Bostons reelin, Norfolks lookin ta stay alive, i see da Vipers goin into Beantown and makin baked beans outa da Dragons.
I tink da Dragons can see da Division slippin away while Norfolk can see 2nd place on da horizon, 2 teams in similar positions wit errry different prospectives.
Fat Tonys layin $100 on Norfolk ta have a teabag party on Bostons faces.
Well, dere yas has it, Fat Tonys week 8 picks, hopefully betta den I did in week 1, knowhutimsayin? And always remember Tonys moto, "if tings don't work out, deres always more ciggerete trucks out there dat can go missin. Fuhgitaboutit!!"
Well anyways, da Salvatore crew put out a hit on me when i didnt comes up wit der money so I had to lay low for a few weeks, but hey, a ciggerete truck goes missin and badda bing badda boom, tonys got himself a couple of grand, tony rolls it on da superbowl and badda bing badda boom, johnny one nut gets paid back and Tony can come above ground again, its easy as dat, fuhgitaboutit.
So anyways, i had myself a good week and figured i'd lay some moolah down on dis weeks games, whos m i lookin at yas ask, well ills tells ya.
Game 1: West Virginia -14 vs Iowa City
Ey kids, lemme ask yas sumtin, what in da blue hell is a snipe? Iowa City looks like a team dats given up, and dat aint good, specially against da kind of fire power dat the Elephants bring baby, I'm lookin at a blowout here kids, a good old fashion baseball bat beatin, knowhutimsayin?
Fat Tonys layin $500 on West Virginia to turn the Snipes into baby pigeons, and den step on em.
Game 2: Madison +3 at Orlando
Dis eer is a biggun folks, yas got 2 teams strugglin ta break out of da pack, and I tink Madison gots this one in da big, i'm predictin big tings for dis team from ear on in, ya hear? It seems ta Tony dat da Demons is finaly hittin on all cylanders and ready to go on a run, now i knows Orlando aint no pushovers but dis game is gonna be won on da ground in da rain, so don't worry none about Madisons biggest weakness, da pass blockin, oh no, dey gonna be fine groundin and poundin dis one out.
Fat Tonys layin $300 on Madison ta sink da pirates.
Game 3: Norfolk (PK) At Boston
Ey o, remember dat big start from Boston? Yeah me neeter.
Bostons been goin down faster den a 2 dolla hooker, and just as ugly, knowwhutimsayin? Bostons reelin, Norfolks lookin ta stay alive, i see da Vipers goin into Beantown and makin baked beans outa da Dragons.
I tink da Dragons can see da Division slippin away while Norfolk can see 2nd place on da horizon, 2 teams in similar positions wit errry different prospectives.
Fat Tonys layin $100 on Norfolk ta have a teabag party on Bostons faces.
Well, dere yas has it, Fat Tonys week 8 picks, hopefully betta den I did in week 1, knowhutimsayin? And always remember Tonys moto, "if tings don't work out, deres always more ciggerete trucks out there dat can go missin. Fuhgitaboutit!!"
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