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    R-E-S-P-E-C-T
    Jimmy Somelove

    "My hat goes off to Vancouver today", offered Nigel Booker just after a last second touchdown toss gave the Killer Whales a had fought win. "This is indeed a rivalry that deserves our respect." exclaimed Booker. Morgan Hare, Amos Hassler, and McNamee all chimed in with positive rebuttals about their arch rivals.

    "Looks like we just matchup well against each other and I while I feel not having Edmund across from me hurt us a bit, they played a great game today." says Money Gomez (7-111/2 TDS).

    Yes, the love was flowing from the Vancouver visitor locker room until I got to 'Sweet' that is.

    "F---k Vancouver!!! [you could hear him from back in the showers] 'Dis don't mean shit. our sorry ass defense gave up three 4th quarter points when they shouldn't have even been on the god-damn field. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN RUNNING THE ROCK JIMMY!!! [he emerges from the showers with his hands up in the air in disgust looking at me in all his shameless glory. I hand him a towel, he tosses to the far end of the room and continues]. "COACH TJ SHOULD HAVE PUT THIS SHIT ON MY SHOULDERS", fuming. "HE SHOULD HAVE LET ME PUNISH THAT DEFENSE FOR THINKING JAMES TART IS SOFT!!" barked Tart.

    "JT, you're doing it again---talking about yourself in the third person..." I chided. "F--k you Jimmy, I'm talking here and I ain't giving them [Vancouver] s--t. "Qoute 'dis right here and now [grabs my iPaq and presses the record button] I hate their fans, their city, their children, everything about them!" screamed Tart before he stormed through the double doors heading to the lockers.

    While the rest of the team stood around looking at me, Booker burst into laughter and simply reminded me to note that Sweet is a master of the manufactured antic---and he's likely stirring up the pot for the next time we face them.

    I really hope that game has meaning for the Stallions. It'll mean that they again out-played themselves and are trying to make the playoffs late in the season--JS

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    SLC @ VAN


    Team Statistics SLC VAN

    First Downs 28 24

    Total Rushes 31 33
    Rushing Yards 154 152
    Yards Per Carry 4.9 4.6
    Pass Attempts 37 26
    Completions 25 18
    Passing Yards 281 247
    Yards Per Attempt 7.5 9.5
    Sacked 1 1
    Yards Lost 9 6
    Interceptions 1 1
    Fumbles/Lost 0/0 0/0

    Total Plays 69 60
    Total Yards 426 393
    Yards Per Play 6.1 6.5

    3rd Down Plays 12/15 8/10
    Avg. YTG on 3rd 7.5 6.5
    4th Down Plays 0/0 0/0

    Penalties 5 6
    Penalty Yards 40 39

    Avg. Drive Start OWN 24 OWN 34
    Time Of Possession 32:11 27:49
    [Vito]Stallion
    Dir. Football Ops
    Lansing Ogres
    2030 Imperial League Champions
    _____
    RING OF HONOR:
    RB James Tart [HOF], WR Grady Gomez, QB Nigel Booker, OLB Stephen Srait

  • #2
    The only thing Tart could have added to his babbling was "I'm gonna eat their children!"
    My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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    • #3
      True, LMAO
      [Vito]Stallion
      Dir. Football Ops
      Lansing Ogres
      2030 Imperial League Champions
      _____
      RING OF HONOR:
      RB James Tart [HOF], WR Grady Gomez, QB Nigel Booker, OLB Stephen Srait

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