Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 6

[Bobbi Dallis]

Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 6

I 'blew' it last week and went 1-2 on the calls. What's a girl to do? I hope you fellas didn't lose your underwear (did I just say that?). I'll try to keep my boobies tuned up.


Many West Virginia fans will be pleased to know that Bobbi's Blitz will no longer feature any West Virginia games as the GM is more senstive than a pierced clit. I'll just say this. I do expect the Beasts to make the playoffs and hope they don't gag--er choke on the big one [ takes talent to not do that you know ] Good Luck Beasts.

Gentlemen, the games:


Tulsa at Reno

Vegas point spread: Tulsa by 11

Bobbi's Left Boobie Pick: Tulsa by 14

Why?:

Reno, Vancouver, and Salt Lake all sit at 2-3 this week. There's a good chance that Tulsa, Little Rock, and Columbia will see to it that each of them sink even further in the standings. The Eagles defense recovered nicely after a poor showing against both the Orges and the Stallions to shut out my baby's daddy Allen Ho and his Killer Smells. Hmmm, I sex a guy and he has no impact on the game (yikes). Anyway, I look for Tulsa's balanced attack to give Reno a kick in the 'nads and send them to 2-4 this week.


PreDICKtion:

Tulsa 28 Reno 13

X-factor is Tulsa's thieves in the secondary and Renos's QB Leslie Steiner's love of throwing picks. He'll be Tulsa's bitch this week.


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Burlington at Fargo

Vegas point spread: Burlington by 11

Bobbi's Right Boobie Pick: Burlington by 14

Why?:

Good qaurterbacking and a WR corps that has dropped 1 pass all year. 1???!!!

Sepulveda is getting it done and his defense sports a +9 turnover ratio which gives him 'bone-us possessions' to light up a secondary. Fargo is giving up 23 points a game and are -5 in turnovers. This could get bloody.


PreDICKtion:

Burlington 28 - Fargo 9

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn (what the Fargo fans will be saying when Burlington rolls out of town)


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Albuquerque at Anchorage

Vegas point spread: Matadors by 5

Bobbi's Coochie Call: Snowcats by 3

Why?:

Scheduling finally puts the Snowcats back home against a team that can't win on the road. Both the Snowcats and the Matadors play keep away ball and each runs it well (4+ yards a carry) but the Snowcats give up just over 3 YPC in rushing defense and that will be the difference here.



PreDICKtion:

Anchorage 17 - Albuquerque 14:

Most physical game that will played this week.




See you guys next week!

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Last Week 1-2

Season 7-5


P.S. James Tart broke it off with me citing an inability to perform on the field since we've been going out. (sigh...3, 2, 1, next!!!)

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[BurlingtonBolts]

Many West Virginia fans will be pleased to know that Bobbi's Blitz will no longer feature any West Virginia games as the GM is more senstive than a pierced clit.
ROFLMAO!

And poor James Tart.

[Cringer]

And poor James Tart.

Tart had his best day of the year today, I would say she was sucking all his mojo out of him and the break up was a good thing for him. :mrgreen:

[Suicane]

Interestingly enough, in his end zone celebration after picking off and scoring a TD, C-Dog traced the initials BD in the end zone and then proceeded to hump the Busch Stadium turf. Joe Buck was outraged.

[Cringer]

[VitoStallion]

Interestingly enough, in his end zone celebration after picking off and scoring a TD, C-Dog traced the initials BD in the end zone and then proceeded to hump the Busch Stadium turf. Joe Buck was outraged.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P