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Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 5
Well on to week five guys and my body is buzzing to the steady drone of the 'body massager' I picked up as a treat to myself for going 3-0 last week. Let's see what the 'twins' and the 'tunnel of soul' have to say this week, shall we?
Salt Lake City at Little Rock
Vegas point spread: Little Rock by 1
Bobbi's Left Boobie Pick: Salt Lake by 10 points
Why?:
I've been pretty hard on the Stallions lately and I think they step up this week to really go after a suspect Little Rock team. Salt Lake sports the #1 passing offense in the league and Little Rock is not too far behind at #3. Expect offensive fireworks in this one as Nigel Booker and Ralph Given go all out to lead their team to victory. What I don't think LRK has an answer for is SLC's backfield of James Tart and new powerback, Norman Wiseman.
Logic says that LRK will be able to do what they want against Salt Lake this week but my nipples got perky when I studied this one.
PreDICKtion:
Salt Lake 28-13
X-factor is James Tart. I think Little Rock will try to pass/score early to stop Tart from getting on track. Watch that plan backfire and shorten the field for the road team.
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West Virginia at Witchita
Vegas point spread: West Virginia by 5
Bobbi's Right Boobie Pick: Wichita by 3
Why?:
Before you guys start tripping on your girl, I know West Virginia is the best team in the IFL, I know for a personal fact that Gerald Sanders is the best QB right now, and I know this team is favored to win it all this year; However, Wichita is off to a 4-0 start AND it that roll will continue this Sunday.
PreDICKtion:
Whichita 16 - West Virginia 13
Look for ugly ball here and a key turnover to change the game in Whichita's favor
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Oakland at Reno
Vegas point spread:
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Reno in a rout
Why?:
My coochie is back on track (thank you James Tart, Allen Ho, & "D. Rod" for going long this week) and no amount of gameplanning is going to help Oakland put down the Wolfpack. Both Oakland and Reno have been horrible but Reno has the talent to turn things around. Oakland should have traded every player they had this week for guns because that's the only way they'll be able to fight back. This is likely going to hurt like anal sex without the lube (OUCH!)
PreDICKtion:
Reno 19 - Oakland 3:
You could always turn to the Fargo/Pittsburgh telecast. That'll be even uglier.
See you guys next week!
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Last Week 3-0
Season 6-3
Well on to week five guys and my body is buzzing to the steady drone of the 'body massager' I picked up as a treat to myself for going 3-0 last week. Let's see what the 'twins' and the 'tunnel of soul' have to say this week, shall we?
Salt Lake City at Little Rock
Vegas point spread: Little Rock by 1
Bobbi's Left Boobie Pick: Salt Lake by 10 points
Why?:
I've been pretty hard on the Stallions lately and I think they step up this week to really go after a suspect Little Rock team. Salt Lake sports the #1 passing offense in the league and Little Rock is not too far behind at #3. Expect offensive fireworks in this one as Nigel Booker and Ralph Given go all out to lead their team to victory. What I don't think LRK has an answer for is SLC's backfield of James Tart and new powerback, Norman Wiseman.
Logic says that LRK will be able to do what they want against Salt Lake this week but my nipples got perky when I studied this one.
PreDICKtion:
Salt Lake 28-13
X-factor is James Tart. I think Little Rock will try to pass/score early to stop Tart from getting on track. Watch that plan backfire and shorten the field for the road team.
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West Virginia at Witchita
Vegas point spread: West Virginia by 5
Bobbi's Right Boobie Pick: Wichita by 3
Why?:
Before you guys start tripping on your girl, I know West Virginia is the best team in the IFL, I know for a personal fact that Gerald Sanders is the best QB right now, and I know this team is favored to win it all this year; However, Wichita is off to a 4-0 start AND it that roll will continue this Sunday.
PreDICKtion:
Whichita 16 - West Virginia 13
Look for ugly ball here and a key turnover to change the game in Whichita's favor
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Oakland at Reno
Vegas point spread:
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Reno in a rout
Why?:
My coochie is back on track (thank you James Tart, Allen Ho, & "D. Rod" for going long this week) and no amount of gameplanning is going to help Oakland put down the Wolfpack. Both Oakland and Reno have been horrible but Reno has the talent to turn things around. Oakland should have traded every player they had this week for guns because that's the only way they'll be able to fight back. This is likely going to hurt like anal sex without the lube (OUCH!)
PreDICKtion:
Reno 19 - Oakland 3:
You could always turn to the Fargo/Pittsburgh telecast. That'll be even uglier.
See you guys next week!
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Last Week 3-0
Season 6-3