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    January 18th 1900 Central
    You Decide, 2004

    Who is to blame for the Iowa City Melt Down. This week in New Mexico, while the Snipe Hunters were stuffed by the Matadors, one traveling Iowa City fan raised a sign that pretty much summed up the first three weeks of Iow CIty football with one catch phrase, "Shoulda' spent the money on a new Tractor"

    Now whether he was talking about his traveling expenses/season tickets, or Snipe Hunter owner Whiskey Tango's big contract at the end of last season to place kicker Sherwood Hack, who knows.

    Hack is the target of the majority of hatred by the fans in Iowa City after 3 games is 4 for 9 in FGs, and even managed to muff an extra point in a 1 point week one loss to division rival Outlaws. I was able to sit down with Hack today, and ask him a few questions about his and Iowa's struggles.

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    Roadrash: Let's get right to it, 4 for 9. What's up with that?

    Sherwood Hack: I missed a extra point. My fault. I get paid a lot to put the ball through the uprights 100% of the time on extra points. It was even worse that we only lost by one point. The other two games, three words, Not My Fuckin Fault!

    Roadrash: This week in New Mexico you missed a field goal and the Snipe Hunters lost by three?

    Hack: I hit a 50 yarder, and one from 40. 56 yards is what I missed. Only 3 kickers in the IFL have hit from that. And after 50, a lotta luck is involved, not to mention wind, the snap has to be prefect. But I can't gaurentee a hit from 50+. I felt like I was in the zone on Sunday, if Kroll and company could have gotten me another 10 yards. We would have forced overtime.

    Roadrash: So is Kroll the problem on O, or is it something else, coordinator maybe?

    Hack: I can't put all the blame on Kroll, but most of it. Against Lawrence, he went, what, 0 for 21?

    Roadrash: 7 for 21 actually.

    Hack: Oh yeah, I wasn't counting interceptions.

    Roadrash: Wow. How does the rest of the team feel about Kroll?

    Hack: I can't speak for the team, but I'm 100% positive that everyone is squarly placing the blame on Kroll. I mean, this team has the worst O in the league. And who leads the O?

    Roadrash: Well, certainly not the Kicker.

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    I attempted to reach QB James Kroll but my calls were not immediatly returned.

    Hack did go on to state that this week in Boston he would be flawless from inside 55. He just hopes that Kroll will attempt to match him. Problem is, he doesn't think that Kroll can get the team inside the 55 yard mark.

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  • #2
    Good read!
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    • #3
      That was hilarious!

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      • #4
        January 16th 2130 Central

        After yesterday's rather "interesting" conversation with Iowa City Place Kicker Sherwood Hack. I was hoping to sit down with QB James Kroll. Unfortunately, James was unavailable. His agent said he was too busy prepping for the Boston game on Sunday to respond to comments made by a guy who gets paid to lift his leg.

        I was able to take an educated guess at his response after watching a full contact pratice. But rather than share my opinion, I'll give you the facts.

        After every huddle, James Kroll breaks the huddle by yelling "1, 2, 3" to which his fellow teammates replied even louder, "Fuck Sherwood!". The small number of season ticket holders that attend the practices then sound off, "Fuck him Good!"

        I was able to sneak past security and attempted to reach Head Coach Jorge Hostetler for comments on Boston, Kroll, Hack, and that peculiar smell that is ever present at Pig Pen stadium. This was unsuccessful. I did learn from a trusted, "in the know", member of the Snipe Hunter staff who stated that Hostetler and both coordinators have been locked in his office since the Albuquerque game trying to find a game plan that will upset the Dragons, and snap the 3 game losing streak.

        Janitor Bob, I mean the trusted source also said that a security detail has been assigned to Hack. Owner Whiskey Tango supposedly assigned the detail to protect Hack against outraged fans, and Hack's own mouth.

        I attempted to reach Hack, and was told he was "all tied up". I wonder if that was a literal meaning.

        I began wondering toward the exit when I ran into none other than RB Aubrey Beamer. Beamer usually avoids me. Most media actually. Today he walked up to me and said hello. I coudl see he wanted to speak out:

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        Roadrash: I gotta ask about Hack's comments.

        Beamer: Hack was out of line. It won't happen again.

        Roadrash: There were some pretty serious accusations about Kroll as a leader, a quarterback, and basically a human, I think.

        Beamer: Since you people just can't let this die, James is doing the best he can. Did he make some mistakes? Yes. Week 2, against Lawrence, alot of us made some mistakes. Including Mr. 3 for 9.

        Roadrash: I heard the coaches are in lock down coming up with a plan for Boston. Is the preperation different.? I mean, after a 0-3 start, going up against one of the best teams in the league has to be intimidating.

        Beamer: That's why I dont' talk to people like you. All you come up with is bullshit. Do you think we are intimidated by Boston? Boston should be intimidated by us. I have the best O-line in the IFL in front of me. And this week, I'll prove it to you. This interview is done.
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        • #5
          bloooooooooooooooooog
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