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    Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 3

    Hey guys. Week 3 is upon us < I do love to "up on" something :lol: > and we've got some very tantalizing games headed our way. Ohhhh I get worked up just thinking about them ops:

    Anyway, here are my picks.


    Tulsa at Lansing

    Vegas point spread: Even

    Bobbi's Left Boobie Pick: Tulsa by 10 points

    Why?:

    Tulsa has quietly passed and run very well this year and their balanced attack will prove to be too much for those Nighthawks to handle.

    PreDICKtion:

    Tulsa 24-10; Tulsa's O-line all smoke cigarettes after having savage prison sex with the Lansing D-line. [OUCH]
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    Salt Lake at Newark

    Vegas point spread: Newark by 4

    Bobbi's Right Boobie Pick: Newark by 10

    Why?:

    Something tells me that Salt Lake is not for real. Like a man with big feet and no unit, this team seems like it's hiding something. Case in point. Hartford bites on SLC's assertion to run it hard and opted to pass to keep Tart out of the game in week two. We saw the results of that one; Salt Lake rolled.

    Newark won't bite [or maybe those bulldogs will nibble on a gal a little bit ] Look for Newark to keep with their attack and air it out . Salt Lake won't answer and will suffer the first of what I think will be a 3-game "slide" [yummy]. It won't even be close.

    PreDICKtion:

    NRK 36 - SLC 17; But James Tart smokes a cigarette after Bobbi discreetly visits the locker room post game STUD

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    West Virginia at St. Louis

    Vegas point spread: West Virginia by 3

    Bobbi's Cooche Call: St. Louis in an upset

    Why?:

    West Virginia has everything clicking and look to be on auto-pilot. I look for St. Louis to wake them up to a good sticking on their home turf where they haven't been beaten since Week 6 of last season. My cooche's got a bad feeling about this one [major injury alert]

    PreDICKtion:

    STL 21 - WVA 17; Beasts dominate but don't close out the game. I won't be visiting either of these locker rooms. Beasts [ugly] and Birds [tiny] are not my thing :roll:



    See you guys next week!


    1-2 on the season [missed week due to video shoot ]
    Bobbi Dallis
    Fox Sports Analyst

  • #2
    Holy-shit, Bobbi became a porn star huh? Almost reminds me when Tony Bruno on Fox Sports Radio had the Girls of Vivid Video picks every week. :lol:
    My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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    • #3
      Coochie Call???
      [Vito]Stallion
      Dir. Football Ops
      Lansing Ogres
      2030 Imperial League Champions
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      RING OF HONOR:
      RB James Tart [HOF], WR Grady Gomez, QB Nigel Booker, OLB Stephen Srait

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      • #4
        Originally posted by VitoStallion
        Coochie Call???
        Yep. Gimme that sweet that nasty that gushy stuff.

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