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Yo Goombahs, its Fat Tony here with ya, I won't say where I'm writing ya from, cause some very dangerous men is out ta getz me ifyaknowwhatimsayin. See, ol Tony here bet da house on da Eagles last Monday, and well, lezjust say my house ain't my house no more, and dey tooks my wife too, dats not so troublesome, she wasn't da best cook if yas know wuhtsimsayin.
So anywayz, weese $25,000 in da hole, an da nestime i see Big Al 3 Nuts I better have his money, or Fat Tony swims with da fishes, nowhatimsayin?
Well, whats we got? We got $2200 in cash and a local bookie who looks more like Andy Garcia than James Gandolfini, but i gotsatrustem, nowhatimsayin?
So, I calls him up and lays down $2200 to win $5700 on a 2 team parlay this weekend, gottsa start earnin my money.
Pick #1- St. Louis Cardinals gettin 7 points against Louisiana. Yo, dis is a lock baby, not only is da Cards gonna cover, but theyz gonna win dis one ear out right. Pat Williams is out for da Voodoo and dat Cardinal deefense is gonna feast on da Voodoo offense, add to the fact dat da Cards iz playin at home, YO, FUGHGETABOUTIT, put yer moolah down on da Cards and collect ya winnings.
Pick #2- Anuder easy one we gots here wit another home dog, and for da life of mes i cants figure dis one out. Da Fire is 8 point underdogs at home against Tulsa. Now, Tulsa is an ok team, but yo, Columbia has da kind of attack that could Kill Bill baby, dey gonna hit ya thru the air like a B-52 Bomber and put some big time points up on da board. Once again, Da dog isn't jus gonna cover, dey gonna win da game outright baby, FUHGETABOUTIT.
So dere yas has it, 2 big plays for the weekend, come join Fat Tony in collectin some winnins, just don't tell em who sent ya, cause if 3 Nuts finds out where I am, i'm gonna end up havin 3 less nuts dan him, knowwhatimsayin?
So anywayz, weese $25,000 in da hole, an da nestime i see Big Al 3 Nuts I better have his money, or Fat Tony swims with da fishes, nowhatimsayin?
Well, whats we got? We got $2200 in cash and a local bookie who looks more like Andy Garcia than James Gandolfini, but i gotsatrustem, nowhatimsayin?
So, I calls him up and lays down $2200 to win $5700 on a 2 team parlay this weekend, gottsa start earnin my money.
Pick #1- St. Louis Cardinals gettin 7 points against Louisiana. Yo, dis is a lock baby, not only is da Cards gonna cover, but theyz gonna win dis one ear out right. Pat Williams is out for da Voodoo and dat Cardinal deefense is gonna feast on da Voodoo offense, add to the fact dat da Cards iz playin at home, YO, FUGHGETABOUTIT, put yer moolah down on da Cards and collect ya winnings.
Pick #2- Anuder easy one we gots here wit another home dog, and for da life of mes i cants figure dis one out. Da Fire is 8 point underdogs at home against Tulsa. Now, Tulsa is an ok team, but yo, Columbia has da kind of attack that could Kill Bill baby, dey gonna hit ya thru the air like a B-52 Bomber and put some big time points up on da board. Once again, Da dog isn't jus gonna cover, dey gonna win da game outright baby, FUHGETABOUTIT.
So dere yas has it, 2 big plays for the weekend, come join Fat Tony in collectin some winnins, just don't tell em who sent ya, cause if 3 Nuts finds out where I am, i'm gonna end up havin 3 less nuts dan him, knowwhatimsayin?
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