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  • Week 3, I lived in a tree

    Seriously, i lived in a tree. I was protesting the war or something, so i climbed up in a tree and said i was going to stay there till the war ended. Well, i lasted about 11 hours. Turns out, i toss and turn in my sleep. I fell about 60 feet. I must have hit 7 branches on the way down cause i had 7 broken ribs. But that guy at the hospital gave me some awesome stuff. haha.

    Ok, week 3 -
    Norfolk (0-2-0) at Cleveland (1-1) ok, so, history didn't work and cooler logo didn't work. My new style of picking...if both teams were high on PCP and locked in a dark room, who would come out alive?
    I'm a pacifist...you know, "make love, not war" but i gotta figure out a way to get one pick right.

    So we have the "Vipers" aka snake that has super sharp teeth and is super poisonous. Ok, dont want to be in a dark room with that.
    And the "Clawz" now this is kinda confusing. What are the "Clawz" attached to? If they are attached to a mongoose, obviously CLE wins that fight. If they are attached to a raccoon, i'm thinking the snake wins. If the "clawz" are on a bear, well that could go either way. But if i had to guess, i think the "Clawz" are BearClawz. Not on the animal, but the delicious pastry

    So in this PCP crazed fight between a deadly snake and a yummy breakfast pastry, deadly snake wins.

    Norfolk Snakes 33 - Cleveland Pastries 17

    Peace and Love,
    Patches


    Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors where there were only walls.
    ~ Joseph Campbell
    Last edited by Patches; 07-11-2010, 08:16 AM.
    2017 Season Predictions - 0-2

  • #2
    lol ,,, if only this come to be true ...

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    • #3
      If you want to bet on IFL games, bet the opposite of what patches says.
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      • #4
        Unfortunately, Patches was undone by his own logic. A snake has no effect on a pastry. It probably wouldn't even pay attention to it. Thus Bear Claw should have won. Patches you had the right reasoning, you were on the right track.

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        • #5
          I hearby request to rename my team the Cleveland BearClawz

          Current GM Fresno Warthogs
          Former GM Cleveland Clawz - 2018 IFL Champions

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          OSFL- Boston Drunken Fightin' Irish
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          • #6
            You can fight the Devil Dogs in a battle of sugary goodness.
            I luv British womenz.

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            • #7
              I think patches totally spaced on week 4, man...Groovy.
              Current GM Fresno Warthogs
              Former GM Cleveland Clawz - 2018 IFL Champions

              RNFL - Washington Redskins
              OSFL- Boston Drunken Fightin' Irish
              CyFL - Miami Dolphins
              PFL - New England Patriots

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