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  • Pick out of the Van, man.

    What's up dudes? It's me, Patches. My buddy, Moonbeam, said that he "googled" me (whatever that means) and it brought him to this um, what do you call it, oh yeah, web site. And there I was protesting well...something. I don't remember what it was.
    Anyways, I started "surfing" on this umm...blog, or whatever. Turns out, you guys kinda like me. I don't know alot about football. But back in the day I was a mean hackysack player.
    What was I doing? Oh yeah, ok, so every week (when I remember, haha) I'm going to be pick the winner of one game. The game that I pick will be based on, uhhh...I don't know. Pretty colors?
    Oh well, on to the game.

    Murfreesboro Mules @ St. Louis Cardinals

    Ok well, the point spread has been anywhere from the Mules being favored by 8.5 to 15. So that puts the average at...hold on. 8 plus 5, carry the 7, divide by pi, minus my mom's maiden name...ok, the Mules are favored by 27. Murphysboro has won the last 7 games vs. St. Louise. You know what that means...really tell me, cause I don't know. Ahaha, just kidding. I know what it means. It means St. Louis is due.

    St. Louis 34 Murfreesboro 29

    That's it for me, Patches. See you all next week.
    Peace and Love

    Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.
    ~ Alan Watts
    2017 Season Predictions - 0-2

  • #2
    You read it here first. Gonna rip some turf on the Murf.
    I luv British womenz.

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    • #3
      Patches, ladies and gentlemen
      NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
      DE JUSTIN JONES
      LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
      TE THOMAS MACOMBER
      LT IRWIN KAO
      WR ANDREW ROBEY
      SS GREGORY BOYD
      RB ALAN CRESPO
      G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
      WR WALTER WALKER
      G AMOS BAILEY
      QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
      RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
      WR JOSE HOOVER
      K BUTCH SCHULZ
      LB MACK EDWARDS
      DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
      WR JESSE LUCAS
      C NORMAN ENRIGHT
      SS JUNIOR EL NIN0



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      • #4
        Wow, I am not sure what to feel after reading a note from Patches.

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        • #5
          I still don't know what he said and I read it twice!
          Two-time IFL Champion (2014, 2015)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kozure View Post
            I still don't know what he said and I read it twice!
            I am with you.

            Thanks Patches!!

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            • #7
              Patches, save some for me.
              IFL Champions-- 2016
              NC Champions-- 2015, 2016
              NC South Division Champions-- XI 2013-2023
              IFL EoY-- 2013, 2016


              Tigerhawk Hall of Fame:
              LT Tony Esqueda, MLB Eric Jean, RDE Ted Lofton, CB Oliver McKenzie, RB Ken "DH" Singleton, WR Ken "Brick" Albriktsen, RT Brock Heath, QB Matt Sanford

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              • #8
                Patches: Another great IFL addition in 2017...
                <a href="http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/signup.pl?ref=10223"><img src="http://goallineblitz.com/images/game/design/glb_badge-180x60.gif" /></a>
                IFL Champions: 2011, 2013, 2022, 2023.

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                • #9
                  FUCK YOU PATHCES1
                  I luv British womenz.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Suicane View Post
                    FUCK YOU PATHCES1
                    Hey man, I don't know who 'Patches1' is but can't we all just get along, man?
                    2017 Season Predictions - 0-2

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                    • #11
                      Dave's Not Here Man...

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                      • #12
                        Hey I thought you went looking for Osama...hahahhah

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