Greetings

[Stewie]

I just wanted to take this time to say hello. My name is Stewie Griffin and I am the President of the Imperial Football League Fan Club. As a season ticket holder of the Murfreesboro Mules, I have watched this league grow and felt that it was time to form my own Fan Club.

We currently are about 200 people strong and growing. The group consists of season ticket holders from around the league, and fans who enjoy the games at home. We look forward to the continued growth of the league, and we are glad to be a part of that future.

Here is to the best league in FOF...

Stewie...

[Coder]

Dear Stewie,

we here in Burlington appreciate your dedication to the Imperial Football League, and would like to offer you and your fanclub 10 Virgil Sepulveda bobblehead dolls and one signed/gameworn #1 jersey, which you can give away to your members.

Sincerely,

Daniel Gothe
Vermont Mountaineers President & General Manager

[Stewie]

That is great to hear.

My brother Meg is a huge Sepulveda fan.. She thinks he is cute... YUCK!!

We also have several members who are Vermont ticket holders.

The IFLFC thanks you for your offer.

Stewie

[iceman99]

Awesome, One of my favorite actors is a fan of the IFL.. SWEET

In honor of this, We will follow in Vermonts tracks to offer your Fan Club with 50 Upper Deck Collector sets of the Columbia Fire team. We are also going to include 1 autographed Fire Helmet signed by JC, Justin Whitaker, and John Maynard.

We hope that this helps you grow your FC and we thank you for the support.

Fire Public Relations Office.

[Kobeck]

Re: Greetings

As a season ticket holder of the Murfreesboro Mules, I have watched this league grow and felt that it was time to form my own Fan Club.

Stewie go to the Will Call booth before the Chaos game this sunday. There will be a package containing game worn Willoughby, Rath, Rich, Nowell, Spraggins - both of em', Rodriguez, Wolters, Lewis, Strunk, Ash, Gallup, Holzer, Martin, Rios, Dutra, Jean, Donaldson, Davis and Daniels gear. O.K. mostly socks and underwear, but the price is right.


BTW your fan club is suspected to have played a significant part in the Mules contract related IFL sanctions from a few years ago.

[roadrash]

Re: Greetings

As a season ticket holder of the Murfreesboro Mules,

A Mules ticket Holder, in public? Did I miss something?

[sovstar]

Are you a psychotic fan? I sure hope so...

[P. Diddy]

Jave's lovechild son come to haunt us.

[P. Diddy]

Re: Greetings

Stewie go to the Will Call booth before the Chaos game this sunday. There will be a package containing game worn Willoughby, Rath, Rich, Nowell, Spraggins - both of em', Rodriguez, Wolters, Lewis, Strunk, Ash, Gallup, Holzer, Martin, Rios, Dutra, Jean, Donaldson, Davis and Daniels gear. O.K. mostly socks and underwear, but the price is right.

Better not be the same package we caught Brad Borders with at Training Camp this season. He still has the scars from that episode.

[Suicane]

Stewie, tell me of Lois' nipple.

[Stewie]

Kobeck - Thank you for the offer. The IFLFC was established in Murfreesboro so we have many fans of the Mules.

Iceman99 - Thanks to you as well. I am sorry to say that I am not aware of a Fire fan in our FC. But there are several who are fans of JC.

Roadrash - Yes we do exist, but you do realize that we stayed in hiding until this year

Suicane - Sorry but with all my plots to destroy that evil woman has not given me time to focus on that... Can you say Gross..

Jeff - I guess that depends on who you ask

[Cringer]

Welcome Stewie.

I will be taking that avatar and shrinking it down some Monday.

[Stewie]

NP Sir I am working on a better suited one for the boards. Sorry about the size...

[Kobeck]

way widder than normal. Somehow it seems right for Stewie.

[Stewie]

Hope that is better sir.