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Oakland Press, Oakland, Ca
We caught up with Oakland reciever Kurt Bice on his way into practice today to ask him about the Assassins upcomming game with Vancouver. Colorfull as usual, we should nickname him "quote machine" because he had plenty to say;
"Vancouver? They still have a team? Listen, cause I will tell ya now, those fuckers can't cover me.....who's going to do it? Perez? Please, that fucker couldn't cover my jock strap. Let me see, who else.............................................. .................................................. ..............................................Well , shit, I guess that just about covers it. There list of cover corners is weaker then my list of charitys. I don't give shit away! But listen, I have an idea for them. Mabe, JUST MABE, I could give them C-Dogs number, and they can call him up and beg to come out for just one more day. Thats the only chance you have. I plan to be tipping back a cold one by the 3rd quarter. I plan to show the entire fucking league, the meaning of "Showtime" this year, and you can quote me on that shit."
........Well, so starts another year in Oakland. More to come as the first week draws closer.
We caught up with Oakland reciever Kurt Bice on his way into practice today to ask him about the Assassins upcomming game with Vancouver. Colorfull as usual, we should nickname him "quote machine" because he had plenty to say;
"Vancouver? They still have a team? Listen, cause I will tell ya now, those fuckers can't cover me.....who's going to do it? Perez? Please, that fucker couldn't cover my jock strap. Let me see, who else.............................................. .................................................. ..............................................Well , shit, I guess that just about covers it. There list of cover corners is weaker then my list of charitys. I don't give shit away! But listen, I have an idea for them. Mabe, JUST MABE, I could give them C-Dogs number, and they can call him up and beg to come out for just one more day. Thats the only chance you have. I plan to be tipping back a cold one by the 3rd quarter. I plan to show the entire fucking league, the meaning of "Showtime" this year, and you can quote me on that shit."
........Well, so starts another year in Oakland. More to come as the first week draws closer.
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