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Ey yo, wheres da fat man been yas askin yaselfs? all tells ya what, itz been a rough year for ol fat tony. First of allz i bet da house on da Pro Bowl last year and gotz ma ass handed to me, Oooofah. Den I had a run in wit a plate of clams calamari oregenato pajul and my artries done decided dey was tired of workin, ooooofah.
But yo, I's spent da yeer gettin in shape and runnin......runnin guns, hahaha, fuhgitaboutit.
Anyways, long stories short, i's back and gots a liddle bid a surplus in da old wallet, knowwhutimsayin? So I decided to go see Johnny One Nut and lay some moolah on da week 12 games. Ear we go.
Yo, Game 1- Vermont -8 At Louisiana
Hey goombahs, no disrespects intended to da Voodoo, but dey aint got da offense ta keeps up with dese ear Mountainers.
Mountaineers gots all sorts ah offense attack in dere arsenal, knowwhutimsayin? Voodoo good, but dey just overpowered on dis one. Sells ya Toyota tiday, buys yoself a Ferari tamara.
Big Tonys Goombah Game Ah Dah Eeer- Orlando +1 At Murfreesboro
Yo's, ebery eer dere comes ah game dat jumps out at ya like Franky Friskfingers did dat one time ta Sweet Sal Vinero when Sal done copped a feel on Frankies Ol Lady, but i's digressin a bit eer.
Whats i'm sayin goombahs, is dat despite the horridity dat dis season as been for da Pirates, dis ear be a mismatch of epic proportions, knowwhutimsayin? Da Pirates is fustrated, and da poor Mules gunna bees on da ass end ob dis tail kickin.
Yo Ho Ho, I's talkin bouts Allan Ho, he gunna run ober da Mules, and Harrison Hynes, Yo, it's like Ketchup baby, all day, knowhutimsay? Pirates gunna win dis game outright, prolly by 2 or 3 touchdowns. I don't cares whuts ya gotta do, send da old lady out on da street, sell da house, it dont matta, just gets as much moolah in ya ands as ya can and go see Johnny in da mornin and lay it all, straight moneyline on da Pirates. Wake up a schlub, go ta bed a king, and join Tony in Rio on Monday aftanoon, FUHGITABOUTIT!@!
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But yo, I's spent da yeer gettin in shape and runnin......runnin guns, hahaha, fuhgitaboutit.
Anyways, long stories short, i's back and gots a liddle bid a surplus in da old wallet, knowwhutimsayin? So I decided to go see Johnny One Nut and lay some moolah on da week 12 games. Ear we go.
Yo, Game 1- Vermont -8 At Louisiana
Hey goombahs, no disrespects intended to da Voodoo, but dey aint got da offense ta keeps up with dese ear Mountainers.
Mountaineers gots all sorts ah offense attack in dere arsenal, knowwhutimsayin? Voodoo good, but dey just overpowered on dis one. Sells ya Toyota tiday, buys yoself a Ferari tamara.
Big Tonys Goombah Game Ah Dah Eeer- Orlando +1 At Murfreesboro
Yo's, ebery eer dere comes ah game dat jumps out at ya like Franky Friskfingers did dat one time ta Sweet Sal Vinero when Sal done copped a feel on Frankies Ol Lady, but i's digressin a bit eer.
Whats i'm sayin goombahs, is dat despite the horridity dat dis season as been for da Pirates, dis ear be a mismatch of epic proportions, knowwhutimsayin? Da Pirates is fustrated, and da poor Mules gunna bees on da ass end ob dis tail kickin.
Yo Ho Ho, I's talkin bouts Allan Ho, he gunna run ober da Mules, and Harrison Hynes, Yo, it's like Ketchup baby, all day, knowhutimsay? Pirates gunna win dis game outright, prolly by 2 or 3 touchdowns. I don't cares whuts ya gotta do, send da old lady out on da street, sell da house, it dont matta, just gets as much moolah in ya ands as ya can and go see Johnny in da mornin and lay it all, straight moneyline on da Pirates. Wake up a schlub, go ta bed a king, and join Tony in Rio on Monday aftanoon, FUHGITABOUTIT!@!
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