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    Phantoms rookie cornerback Clarence Stanton, apparently from out of nowhere, lashed out at reporter Spark Wonup today when asked about what he thought of his team's chances in the upcoming game against NFC Powerhouse Little Rock: "What do I think about our chances against Little Rock? Fuck Little Rock! I'm tired of hearing about Little Rock! Little Rock this.. Little Rock that... Fuck Little Rock! They ain't done shit!! Unless you're Orlando, Madison or St. Louis..."

    Stanton's tirade was cut short as Phantoms coach Hunter Crawford walked into the room to see what the ruckus was about and yelled one word, "Hey!", to announce his attendance and gave the rookie a look that would keep your drinks cold. Clarence stopped talking but pounded his fist into a ceiling-to-floor pillar inside the locker room in defiance as he left fuming.

    Crawford immediately turned to reporters to try to stop the PR bleeding Stanton had started: "I appologize for that. As you can see, like the Corleone children, my players talk when the should be listening. Clarence has certainly brought our team unneeded focus from our upcoming opponent now and we'll have to find a way to deal with that."

    When asked if he thought this was the final straw in a series of incidents involving the rookie CB since being drafted the coach had this to say: "I do. But not in the unpleasant breakup way you reporters love to right about. I think this will be yet another example of 'Be careful what you wish for'. Clarence has made curious decisions since coming here and this is the first time it's really gone public. Now he has to face at least three veteren receivers that will surely have something to prove and I expect the rookie to learn a lot in this week's game. And I'm not talking X's and O's. The quicker he learns that he's not 'the man', the quicker he'll have a chance at being 'the man' in our terms."
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    Ya know who I hate? 1 armed pitcher Jim Abbott, he's always been a little "oooh poor me" for my tastes. Oh, and that chick who crapped herself at the end of the Boston Marathon, not too fond of her either.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Suicane
      Ya know who I hate? 1 armed pitcher Jim Abbott, he's always been a little "oooh poor me" for my tastes. Oh, and that chick who crapped herself at the end of the Boston Marathon, not too fond of her either.
      Yeah, guys are really gonna know what you're referring to now that you deleted the spammer's post.

      Anyways, about Jim Abbott.. are you totally retarded? Can you imagine the obstacles he had to overcome to become a major league baseball player? He became one of the best defensive pitchers in baseball and he had a stub for a right arm. Just total ridiculousness on your part.
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      • #4
        Did Jim Abbot ever play in an NL game? What'd they do when he was supposed to bat if so?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jeff
          Originally posted by Suicane
          Ya know who I hate? 1 armed pitcher Jim Abbott, he's always been a little "oooh poor me" for my tastes. Oh, and that chick who crapped herself at the end of the Boston Marathon, not too fond of her either.
          Yeah, guys are really gonna know what you're referring to now that you deleted the spammer's post.

          Anyways, about Jim Abbott.. are you totally retarded? Can you imagine the obstacles he had to overcome to become a major league baseball player? He became one of the best defensive pitchers in baseball and he had a stub for a right arm. Just total ridiculousness on your part.
          I didn't delete anything, I don't think :shock:

          And hey, I suffer from disabilities as well, numerous ones (have you seen my beard?), but do I have a no hitter? Nooooooooooo.
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          • #6
            I deleted it, and I will keep going if I have too. :x
            My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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            • #7
              Jim Abbott went to school at Flint Central High in Flint, Michigan. The Indians were the main rival of my high school. He was so dominating in high school. Damn, did he throw hard for that level of ball. He must have had about 7 no hitters in high school. Just guessing here....

              He also was the starting QB for the team and the team made it to the Finals.

              He was amazing at what he could do for not having a right hand.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by LawrencePhantoms
                Did Jim Abbot ever play in an NL game? What'd they do when he was supposed to bat if so?
                He finished his career with the Brewers in the NL and went 2 for 21 that year. I think he used his bad arm to just balance the bat a little then swung mostly with one arm.
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                • #9
                  How do you take a snap with only one hand? Thats pretty impressive.....
                  My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cringer
                    How do you take a snap with only one hand? Thats pretty impressive.....
                    Somebodies never been to prison.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Suicane
                      Originally posted by Cringer
                      How do you take a snap with only one hand? Thats pretty impressive.....
                      Somebodies never been to prison.
                      Somebody has (or at least county jail which on an internet forum I'm willing to bet is as close if not closer than the other 31 GM's since in my experience those who go to prison rarely type on a PC keyboard) and fails to make the connection.
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                      • #12
                        1 armed prostate hockey, never played it? Perhaps you went to a sissy prison with people like Martha Stewart. I on the other hand spent hard time with Brian Austin Green in the Santa Monica Detention Center for white men who think they're black. That is all. Have a hip hop, a hippa to the hip and ya dont stop day.

                        BTW, and I the only one who's fantasized about a 3some with Martha Stewart and Hillary Clinton? Yeah, I often lay awake uttering things like "Oh yes Aunt Hillary and Mommy Martha, I do need a sponge bath on my naughty underparts".

                        Maybe if I only had 1 arm some of my dreams would come true. :roll:

                        And btw, I once caught an entire Little League game with a raging hard on cause by little miss Shelly Disalvo, that tiny little strumpet with blossoming rosebuds. So don't tell me I havn't faced adversity and/or persevered in the wake of physical challenge.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Suicane
                          BTW, and I the only one who's fantasized about a 3some with Martha Stewart and Hillary Clinton? Yeah, I often lay awake uttering things like "Oh yes Aunt Hillary and Mommy Martha, I do need a sponge bath on my naughty underparts".
                          Yes maybe it's just you here. But it does remind me of a thing on Howard 100 on Sirius with Evil Dave Letterman and Heidi Cortez, were Evil Dave is asking Heidi to grab Martha Stewart's head and shove it up his ass to get him off....
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                          • #14
                            I have that Heidi Cortez album, totaly unfappable. She's like one of those hot chicks who think giggly is funny and it only takes about 10 minutes before you'd rather punch her in the face than screw her.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Suicane
                              1 armed prostate hockey, never played it? Perhaps you went to a sissy prison with people like Martha Stewart. I on the other hand spent hard time with Brian Austin Green in the Santa Monica Detention Center for white men who think they're black. That is all. Have a hip hop, a hippa to the hip and ya dont stop day.

                              BTW, and I the only one who's fantasized about a 3some with Martha Stewart and Hillary Clinton? Yeah, I often lay awake uttering things like "Oh yes Aunt Hillary and Mommy Martha, I do need a sponge bath on my naughty underparts".

                              Maybe if I only had 1 arm some of my dreams would come true. :roll:

                              And btw, I once caught an entire Little League game with a raging hard on cause by little miss Shelly Disalvo, that tiny little strumpet with blossoming rosebuds. So don't tell me I havn't faced adversity and/or persevered in the wake of physical challenge.


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