Top Draft Prospect Names - (2060 Edition)

[Sabean]

I've been dropping the ball the past few drafts, so I'm getting a list of the 'best' draft prospect names early this year. Best usually means either it sounds cool/goofy, or it's a dick joke, pretty much. It's a subjective list and I usually miss a few, so feel free to add any I overlook.

QB Graham Easy
QB Cornelius Fountain
QB Carlos Mooberry

RB Harris Burg
RB Kaden Shepherd (only amusing if you played Mass Effect 3)
FB Miles Money

WR Jameson Popadopulos

C Curtis Noisy
G Willie Winters
T Stephen Bedwell
T Louie Andersen

P Abraham Rydze

DT Patrick LaFrance Jr.
OLB Rod Flees
OLB Les Rambo
OLB Trey McMeel

CB Rico Mungro
S Myles Johanningmeier

[Tuson]

I would like to nominate Corwin Schaafsma

[Hooper]

Who wants less Rambo in their LB? I need more Rambo! Bite some kneecaps!

[Sabean]

Lol, gonna have to wait to get Maurice Rambo in a future draft.

[Hooper]

What if you have them both? Do they cancel out?

[Sabean]

Just the regular amount of Rambo lol.

[Bylanta]

Patrick LaFrance Jr. has a family history here in the IFL as his dad was an excellent player