2057 "Best" Draft Names

Sabean

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2057 "Best" Draft Names

02-22-2022, 08:40 PM

One of my favorite things to do is check the rookie names that work out in some amusing way or make me laugh, so I'll post my favorites for 2057 here:

QB Chase Bush
QB Danny Quackenbush
RB Mackenzie McInturff
FB Chester Bologna
WR Myron Snook
WR JB Tiffee
WR Matthew Bopp
LS Hurt Daddy Johnstone
G Fredrick Mooberry
T Kerry Kircus
T Mason Crisp
DE Thomas Plumbtree
DT Tucker Fox
OLB Johnnie Sherwood
OLB Vincent Vance
OLB Elijah Finger
CB Caiden Leadbetter
S Wes Ranger

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02-24-2022, 12:30 AM

Hahaha...Johnie Sherwood is cool. I noticed that one plus Hurt Daddy...lol.
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Tuson

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03-08-2022, 04:45 PM

Hurt Daddy Johnstone is the best from this year imo.

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2062 DE Phillip Sewell
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03-08-2022, 04:54 PM

The Long snapper name is goated
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