2005: Bobbi's Blitz Report Weeks 12 & 13
Reno at Louisiana
Vegas point spread: Wolfpack by 4
Bobbi's left boob pick: Wolfpack by 7
Why?
With SLC surging and the NFC race going critical, Reno will step up big this week and easily dispatch a very good Voodoo squad
Prediction:
Wolfpack 23 Voodoo 13
They knew the Voodoo when the Voodoo didn't know who knew the Voodoo that the Voodoo knew
Salt Lake City at Columbia
Vegas point spread: Fire by 4
Bobbi's left boob pick: Stallions by 7
Why?
Look for the Stallions to play a little inspired in this one. It’s always been an offensive explosive when these two teams meet and I expect nothing different this time. This game will match up two of the games top QB’s, SLC’s solid pass defense against the Fire’s symphony of aerial strikes. The x-factor is James Tart. If he is healthy I’m going with “Sweet Money Deuce”
Prediction:
Stallions 23 Fire 13
Stallions will be able to stop them when they need to and James Tart will keep them off the field
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Portland at Vermont
Vegas point spread: Vermont by 4
Bobbi's right boob pick: ‘Neers by 3
Why?
Consistency has returned to the Mountaineers offense and they’ll defend their turf well in this one.
Prediction:
‘Neers 28 Seals 17
Time for the playoff teams to reveal themselves and the Mountaineers are a playoff team
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Louisana at Hartford
Vegas point spread: TBD
Bobbi's left boob pick: Hartford
Why?
If Reno does them in the butt look for Hartford to join the gang rape. Grizzlies love fish---but they like men in purple uniforms better.
Prediction:
Grizzlies 23 Voodoo 9
Damn, that’ back-to-back losses for the Voodoo if I’m right – bad titty (slaps left nipple)!!!
GAME OF THE WEEK 12
Little Rock @ Norfolk
Vegas point spread: Norfolk by 3
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Little Rock
Why?
Vipers are on cruise control and their defense hasn’t given more than 16 points since Salt Lake City beat them in WEEK 14 of LAST SEASON. Ever heard the term “show me a dick and I’ll suck it” uhhh, sorry ‘ho flashback. Ever heard the term ‘pass to win, run to score’? Norfolk takes that away from you. Their phenomenal passing defense up allows 175 yards/game and they’ve not allowed a 300 yard passer in 11 regular season games. It would be nice to see Little Rock rise to the challenge and prove that Norfolk can be beaten---yeah, it would be nice.
Prediction:
Toads 26 Vipers 10
GAME OF THE WEEK 13
Little Rock @ Vermont
Vegas point spread: TBD
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Little Rock
Why?
Viper loss will set this team on fire and start something that can’t be stopped until the NFC Title Game---yeah I said it. Toads roll
Prediction:
Toads 38 ‘Neers 24
Last week 1-2
Season 12-9
Later!!!
Reno at Louisiana
Vegas point spread: Wolfpack by 4
Bobbi's left boob pick: Wolfpack by 7
Why?
With SLC surging and the NFC race going critical, Reno will step up big this week and easily dispatch a very good Voodoo squad
Prediction:
Wolfpack 23 Voodoo 13
They knew the Voodoo when the Voodoo didn't know who knew the Voodoo that the Voodoo knew
Salt Lake City at Columbia
Vegas point spread: Fire by 4
Bobbi's left boob pick: Stallions by 7
Why?
Look for the Stallions to play a little inspired in this one. It’s always been an offensive explosive when these two teams meet and I expect nothing different this time. This game will match up two of the games top QB’s, SLC’s solid pass defense against the Fire’s symphony of aerial strikes. The x-factor is James Tart. If he is healthy I’m going with “Sweet Money Deuce”
Prediction:
Stallions 23 Fire 13
Stallions will be able to stop them when they need to and James Tart will keep them off the field
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Portland at Vermont
Vegas point spread: Vermont by 4
Bobbi's right boob pick: ‘Neers by 3
Why?
Consistency has returned to the Mountaineers offense and they’ll defend their turf well in this one.
Prediction:
‘Neers 28 Seals 17
Time for the playoff teams to reveal themselves and the Mountaineers are a playoff team
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Louisana at Hartford
Vegas point spread: TBD
Bobbi's left boob pick: Hartford
Why?
If Reno does them in the butt look for Hartford to join the gang rape. Grizzlies love fish---but they like men in purple uniforms better.
Prediction:
Grizzlies 23 Voodoo 9
Damn, that’ back-to-back losses for the Voodoo if I’m right – bad titty (slaps left nipple)!!!
GAME OF THE WEEK 12
Little Rock @ Norfolk
Vegas point spread: Norfolk by 3
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Little Rock
Why?
Vipers are on cruise control and their defense hasn’t given more than 16 points since Salt Lake City beat them in WEEK 14 of LAST SEASON. Ever heard the term “show me a dick and I’ll suck it” uhhh, sorry ‘ho flashback. Ever heard the term ‘pass to win, run to score’? Norfolk takes that away from you. Their phenomenal passing defense up allows 175 yards/game and they’ve not allowed a 300 yard passer in 11 regular season games. It would be nice to see Little Rock rise to the challenge and prove that Norfolk can be beaten---yeah, it would be nice.
Prediction:
Toads 26 Vipers 10
GAME OF THE WEEK 13
Little Rock @ Vermont
Vegas point spread: TBD
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Little Rock
Why?
Viper loss will set this team on fire and start something that can’t be stopped until the NFC Title Game---yeah I said it. Toads roll
Prediction:
Toads 38 ‘Neers 24
Last week 1-2
Season 12-9
Later!!!
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