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  • 2005: Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 11

    2005: Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 11

    We’ve got a lot mismatches this weekend and that means there will be some upsets and heartbreakers...welcome to my world


    Salt Lake City at Oakland

    Vegas point spread: Stallions by 4

    Bobbi's left boob pick: Oakland by 3

    Why?

    I said it last week about the Beasts. “Not in our house” is exactly what the Assassins are saying while they’ve played poorly in the past couple of weeks, I think this team just has SLC’s number this season. Stallions played some inspired ball in upsets against Orlando and Vermont but being favored by the odds-makers here spells doom for “Sweet Money Deuce”

    Prediction:

    Assassins 31 Stallions 28

    Stallions won’t be able to stop them when they need to. Oakland will go deep to run up the score early which should neutralize the “yet-to-seen” but weekly touted James Tart rushing attack.

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    Vermont at Newark

    Vegas point spread: Bulldogs by 1

    Bobbi's right boob pick: ‘Bulldogs by 3

    Why?

    Newark stepped up last week and broke off a win against the Phantoms while the ‘Neers let a surging Stallions team dick ‘em in their own house. Newark runs the ball better than the Stallions and their defense is a bit better. I think the ‘Neers will suffer another setback on the road this Sunday.


    Prediction:

    Bulldogs 13 ‘Neers 10


    Alan Crespo rushes for 120 and keeps the ‘Neers off the field.

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    GAME OF THE WEEK

    Orlando at Lawrence.

    Vegas point spread: Orlando by 2

    Bobbi's Coochie Call: Lawrence

    Why?

    Phantoms are kind of like Salt Lake as they are having a hard time playing up to their talent. Look for it all to come together for them this Sunday as Orlando struggles on the road


    Prediction:

    Phantoms 28 Pirates 24

    Last week 1-2
    Season 11-7

    Later!!!
    Bobbi Dallis
    Fox Sports Analyst

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    Vegas point spread: Stallions by 4

    Bobbi's left boob pick: Oakland by 3
    DAMNIT BOBBI, STOP PICKING ME, YOU ARE BAD LUCK!

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    • #3
      You're healthy enough to beat them easy. Kurt Bice is back, right? SLC's corners aren't good enough to contain two stud receivers and SLC's too cocky to run enough to stop you. I actually don't think it'll be as close as I predicted.

      Oakland 38 Salt Lake City 3

      That better?
      Bobbi Dallis
      Fox Sports Analyst

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      • #4
        Vic and Bobbi, the double-whammy!!
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        • #5
          Originally posted by LawrencePhantoms
          Vic and Bobbi, the double-whammy!!
          You might want to rephrase that, Vic may get the wrong idea.
          My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cringer
            Originally posted by LawrencePhantoms
            Vic and Bobbi, the double-whammy!!
            You might want to rephrase that, Vic may get the wrong idea.

            Rephrased: Vic and Bobbi, the grandmother of all jinxes!
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            • #7
              35 points against Orlando??? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmn. I don't want to see you in the playoffs.
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              • #8
                Thanks Bobby! Sorry about the jinx thing.

                Originally posted by VitoStallion
                35 points against Orlando??? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmn. I don't want to see you in the playoffs.
                Yeah, grrrr! fear the team you blew out 38-14!

                I gameplanned to stop exactly what you did in that loss so I have no ideas at all on what to do if we meet again. :cry:
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by LawrencePhantoms
                  Thanks Bobby! Sorry about the jinx thing.

                  Originally posted by VitoStallion
                  35 points against Orlando??? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmn. I don't want to see you in the playoffs.
                  Yeah, grrrr! fear the team you blew out 38-14!

                  I gameplanned to stop exactly what you did in that loss so I have no ideas at all on what to do if we meet again. :cry:
                  That was a fluke man

                  Besides, SLC has decided to ride Tart for the rest of the season. We're going to pound the rock (only took me 11 weeks to figure out HOW to get more than 20 carries/game -- geez)
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                  2030 Imperial League Champions
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