IFL Power Rankings Week 9

[MrBigglesworth]

These power rankings are the collaborative work of Cringer, Vic, and MrBigglesworth. Each team is ranked #1-32 and given a point value on a sliding scale. The column labeled 'points' is the teams' cumulative total of those values and the column to the right of that is the highest of the three ranks. Do enjoy...

[Kobeck]

Movin' On Up.

at this rate the Mules should be ready by mid season 2007.

Keep playing to win till your eliminated, then play the spoiler anyways!

I am gonna be #1 on that list at some point this season. :evil:

[HammeringJohnson]

I just need my starting tackle and offensive guard back

[Jave]

Went into Oakland, shut down their offense, and beat them up

Are you on crack? We lost by 3, thats not exactly a dominating win, espically considering I lost 3 of my best players in that game.

Pfffhhhhhh

[MrBigglesworth]

I'm not saying I did or did not write that comment, but:

Went into Oakland, shut down their offense, and beat them up

Oakland total yards: 248

Went into Oakland, shut down their offense, and beat them up

Are you on crack? We lost by 3, thats not exactly a dominating win, espically considering I lost 3 of my best players in that game.

Pfffhhhhhh

Self-evident.

[Suicane]

Went into Oakland, shut down their offense, and beat them up

Are you on crack? We lost by 3, thats not exactly a dominating win, espically considering I lost 3 of my best players in that game.

Pfffhhhhhh

[Jave]

Notice how Suicane has the exact same response for every post. Hey, heres a clue...................TRY BEING ORIGINAL! Just a hint though. I know it's easier NOT to think, but try it, I promise, it doesn't hurt!

[Suicane]

Notice how Suicane has the exact same response for every post. Hey, heres a clue...................TRY BEING ORIGINAL! Just a hint though. I know it's easier NOT to think, but try it, I promise, it doesn't hurt!

My stud QB, MLB, CB & SS have all been out for an extended period of time. I don't moan about it, I go out and WIN. Nut up cowboy, it aint ballet.

[Jave]

ROFL, sure, lets talk about your "wins":

Lets see, first off Murfreesboro, who is currently 1-6. Ok, bad example, lets see...........
Second win is against Vancouver, who is currently 2-5, ok, nevermind, thats a bad example to, so far we are at 3 wins and 11 losses.

Lets see..........next you lost to West Virgina, so lets pass that.

Lets see, you then beat Cleveland who is currently 2-6. So we now stand at 9 wins, 20 losses. Ummmmm, lets see whats next.

You then beat Iowa City who is currently 6-2.......whooo hooo, you beat a good team, first one all year!

You then beat Houston, who stands winless on the year. Ummm, not much to celebrate there........

You then beat Montreal, who is right now 5-3. Ok, another solid win, I can see that.

You then got a win vs Wichita who is .500 right now.

SO, lets do the math, Your opponents currently have a record of 24 wins, and 37 losses. Not so good. 4 Of those teams have 2 wins or less this year. That means, 50% of the teams you played, have between 0 and 2 wins this year. Ummmmmmmm. Yea, you really stuck it to them!

Lets talk about your injuries.

Your MLB........are you referring to Billy Joe Schwartz MLB, who is currently rated a 15?

Your CB must be C-dog who got a whopping 4 interceptations last year. But ok, I can see that. He is pretty good.

Your "Stud" SS you are referring to must be Walter Borja SS, who is currently rated a 37. Ok, mabe we have differing views of the word, "Stud".
Now, Mark McMurray QB is a huge loss, but from my research, I only see you missing TWO actual players that would make a difference.

Lets see, I am without:

TE Ventura, who is rated 56
FL Bice who is rated 73
FL Tessier rated 42, not a huge loss, unless you look at overall missing recievers.
SE Martinez rated 77
DE Nelson, one of the best DE in the league rated 87
LB Minard rated 45
DE Wells was lost for 5 weeks, but he is nearly back so I won't count him.

I am not making it up Suciane, so kindly STFU. Thanks!

[dberner30]

Notice how Suicane has the exact same response for every post. Hey, heres a clue...................TRY BEING ORIGINAL! Just a hint though. I know it's easier NOT to think, but try it, I promise, it doesn't hurt!

My stud QB, MLB, CB & SS have all been out for an extended period of time. I don't moan about it, I go out and WIN. Nut up cowboy, it aint ballet.

Piss off and quit dogging my team with this crap. :x

[dberner30]

ROFL, sure, lets talk about your "wins":

You then got a win vs Wichita who is .500 right now.

Quit using my team in your feud. Oakland sucks. Your lucky you have a soft schedule and wont make the playoffs so you dont have to play me.
:shock:

[Kobeck]

Quit using my team in your feud. Oakland sucks. ... :shock:

The Mules are on a winning streak.

Although Murfreesboro has 6 losses, the only game that the Mules were not competitive in, and everyone has their own way of thinking about that, was the Cardinals game. They gave the Mules an AssHat.

[Suicane]

Now, since ive lost my QB, CB, SS, & MLB (Not McGrew you twit, Daniels.) I have beat 3 good teams, 2 of them on the road, with a QB who should be playing in Europe, and I dont mean the WFL, i mean something like the Slovenian Football League, and a RB who is 3rd in the league in rushing despite having no real apparent ability except that he can breathe.

Its a little thing called gameplanning, and it can make all the difference. And I never said a thing about you making it up, I simply told you to nut up and stop making excuses.

Oh, and somebody make him a helmet. For shame!

[Cringer]

Went into Oakland, shut down their offense, and beat them up

Are you on crack? We lost by 3, thats not exactly a dominating win, espically considering I lost 3 of my best players in that game.

Pfffhhhhhh

I'm gonna start sending you a bottle of milk before these comes out every week Jave. You big sensitive baby....

To quote MrBigg..."I'm not saying I did or did not write that comment but..."

I sure can try to explain it to you, or atleast how I see the ccomment...

"Went inot Oakland" - they played in your stadium

"shut down their offense" - Like MrBiggs said you had 248 yards total offense, only 108 passing yards. And you only scored 13 points. You average about 355 yards offensive yards and 24.8 points per game. Actually it was more because the Lawrence game lowered both of those averages. So tey did shut down your offense, compared to what it often does.

"and beat them up" - As you stated yourself, you suffered 3 injuries in that game. That is what I think the comment may be refering to by saying you got beat up. No where does it say you were dominated, and I don't tink it should be taken that way.

I think you should let the comment go as a compliment to Lawrence, which it was meant to be to me, instead of a knock against your team. Saying one team played good and did what it needed to do does not mean that person is saying the other team sucks or was dominated.