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2005: Bobbi's Blitz Report Week 7
Right back at ‘cha with the best predictions in the IFL, it’s your girl Bobbi Dallis.
Iowa City at Wichita
Vegas point spread: Snipe Hunters by 4
Bobbi's left boob pick: Outlaws by 10
Why?
When both teams can run the football, anything can happen. But balance is the key and this is where the Snipe Hunters go limp :lol: 178 yards passing/game is not going to cut when you’re playing a team that is as balanced as Wichita. Throw in that Wichita is decent on defense and only allows 35% of opponents 3rd downs to be completed and you have to wonder just how bad this one could get. I’m sticking with the Outlaws here but be warned, if the Snipe Hunters decide to throw it a little more this could be a multi-orgasmic affair.
Prediction:
Outlaws 21 Snipe Hunters 9
Outlaws should dominate this one.
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Vermont at Lawrence
Vegas point spread: Phantoms by 1
Bobbi's right boob pick: Mountaineers by 3
Why?
“One of the few times you’ll see Oakland struggle this season on their way to their first postseason appearance”. No I didn’t bring that up to ridicule Oakland at all. I repeated it to let you people know that the underachieving Bolts are no-more and the 'Green Menace' has arrived.
Bet you didn't know that the 'Neers put up 23 ppg but only allow 16. Yeah, I didn't either. Sepulveda seems to have put this team on his back and they are following his lead. Wins against Pit and Oak give their 4-1 record credibility.
The Phantoms unfortunately ran up on a Salt Lake Team reeling from a bad showing against Vancouver and man did they pay for it. I’m thinking that beating will motivate them to really come out strong against the ‘Neers. Only problem is that I think the Mountaineers are a bit too good to let that happen.
Prediction:
Mountaineers 31 Phantoms 16
If the Phantoms can establish a passing game, all bets are off.
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GAME OF THE WEEK
St. Louis at Montreal
Vegas point spread: Firebirds by 1
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Firebirds by 6
Why?
155 yards rushing/game is what the Firebirds bring to the contest. The Cardinals cancel that out by allowing only 92.5 yards rushing per game. With that in mind, the Firebirds will have to take flight and when they do, the Cardinals won’t be able to keep pace as they are without starting signal caller, QB Mark McMurray. Montreal’s SE Jonathan Russell and TE Vincente Yeh can win some match-ups but the Cardinals Drew Sandstrom (LCB) and last’s year’s rookie, Tito “Get me a tissue” Andersen, are going to cause some serious issues if they are tested too often.
With Mark McMurray, the Cardinals win this one easy, without him, they’re like prom coochie—the fucking is inevitable.
Prediction:
Firebirds 26 St. Louis 17
If the Cardinals can keep it close, they may win in spite of McMurray’s injury.
Last week 2-1
Season 5-1
Later!!!
_________________
Bobbi Dallis
Fox Sports Analyst
Right back at ‘cha with the best predictions in the IFL, it’s your girl Bobbi Dallis.
Iowa City at Wichita
Vegas point spread: Snipe Hunters by 4
Bobbi's left boob pick: Outlaws by 10
Why?
When both teams can run the football, anything can happen. But balance is the key and this is where the Snipe Hunters go limp :lol: 178 yards passing/game is not going to cut when you’re playing a team that is as balanced as Wichita. Throw in that Wichita is decent on defense and only allows 35% of opponents 3rd downs to be completed and you have to wonder just how bad this one could get. I’m sticking with the Outlaws here but be warned, if the Snipe Hunters decide to throw it a little more this could be a multi-orgasmic affair.
Prediction:
Outlaws 21 Snipe Hunters 9
Outlaws should dominate this one.
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Vermont at Lawrence
Vegas point spread: Phantoms by 1
Bobbi's right boob pick: Mountaineers by 3
Why?
“One of the few times you’ll see Oakland struggle this season on their way to their first postseason appearance”. No I didn’t bring that up to ridicule Oakland at all. I repeated it to let you people know that the underachieving Bolts are no-more and the 'Green Menace' has arrived.
Bet you didn't know that the 'Neers put up 23 ppg but only allow 16. Yeah, I didn't either. Sepulveda seems to have put this team on his back and they are following his lead. Wins against Pit and Oak give their 4-1 record credibility.
The Phantoms unfortunately ran up on a Salt Lake Team reeling from a bad showing against Vancouver and man did they pay for it. I’m thinking that beating will motivate them to really come out strong against the ‘Neers. Only problem is that I think the Mountaineers are a bit too good to let that happen.
Prediction:
Mountaineers 31 Phantoms 16
If the Phantoms can establish a passing game, all bets are off.
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GAME OF THE WEEK
St. Louis at Montreal
Vegas point spread: Firebirds by 1
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Firebirds by 6
Why?
155 yards rushing/game is what the Firebirds bring to the contest. The Cardinals cancel that out by allowing only 92.5 yards rushing per game. With that in mind, the Firebirds will have to take flight and when they do, the Cardinals won’t be able to keep pace as they are without starting signal caller, QB Mark McMurray. Montreal’s SE Jonathan Russell and TE Vincente Yeh can win some match-ups but the Cardinals Drew Sandstrom (LCB) and last’s year’s rookie, Tito “Get me a tissue” Andersen, are going to cause some serious issues if they are tested too often.
With Mark McMurray, the Cardinals win this one easy, without him, they’re like prom coochie—the fucking is inevitable.
Prediction:
Firebirds 26 St. Louis 17
If the Cardinals can keep it close, they may win in spite of McMurray’s injury.
Last week 2-1
Season 5-1
Later!!!
_________________
Bobbi Dallis
Fox Sports Analyst