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Bobbi's 2005 Blitz Report Week 5
Sorry it took a girl so long to get back in the saddle. It appears I have a lot of cooching up to do so let’s get it started.
Columbia at Dakota
Vegas point spread: Fire by 8
Bobbi's left booby pick: Fire by 6
Why?
Columbia’s soon to be #1 ranked passing offense [SLC has reportedly returned to a run-first attack] should prove to be too much for the Spirit to handle. Sure, the Spirit is only giving up 209 passing yards a game, but something tells me that ole’ Julian is going to top 300 yards in this one. The Fire is just too explosive for this team to contain. On the flip side, 4.47 yards a carry might be something to take at the Fire. They did have an issue with Orlando some weeks ago and the Spirit can indeed run the ball.
Prediction:
Fire 28 Spirit 13
This game will be over by halftime.
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Iowa City at St Louis
Vegas point spread: Snipe Hunters by 2
Bobbi's right booby pick: St Louis by 3
Why?
Iowa City has been winning ugly behind a phenomenal 140+ per game rushing attack. Unfortunately, St Louis is well-versed in ‘Big Boy Ball’ and commands one of the league’s best run defenses. This will force the 'Pig Farmers' to reveal what us girls already know---Chaplin’ is limp in the wrist and he can’t go deep because his weapon(s) suck [insert Paul “7-catches” Mosqueda and Cory “I can do worse” Harris’ pictures here]. Look for St Louis to put 8 men in the box and dare Chaplin to throw to these water boys turned wideouts. I bet C-dog just wet himself thinking about what he could do if he were healthy for this one.
Prediction:
Cardinals 17 Snipe Hunters 9
“Squeal louder”.
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Lawrence at Salt Lake City
Vegas point spread: Phantoms by 6
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Stallions
Why?
The Phantoms are the stronger team here as Salt Lake’s defense is as soft as John Kerry’s unit [hell, I guess doing that chick for life could do that to a man, anyways…]. The problem for Lawrence is that they are catching the Stallions after a very bad game against Vancouver that saw them commit 6 turnovers. I just don’t see that happening again this Sunday and Lawrence is going to need a couple of key turnovers to take SLC out at the ole’ Corral. Look for Booker to take a back seat to James Tart this week as the ‘Horses’ try to keep from falling to 2-3 before their bye week.
Prediction:
Stallions 26 Phantoms 23
Look for James Tart to hit the century mark in this one and return the Stallions to consistency.
See you bitches next week!
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Sorry it took a girl so long to get back in the saddle. It appears I have a lot of cooching up to do so let’s get it started.
Columbia at Dakota
Vegas point spread: Fire by 8
Bobbi's left booby pick: Fire by 6
Why?
Columbia’s soon to be #1 ranked passing offense [SLC has reportedly returned to a run-first attack] should prove to be too much for the Spirit to handle. Sure, the Spirit is only giving up 209 passing yards a game, but something tells me that ole’ Julian is going to top 300 yards in this one. The Fire is just too explosive for this team to contain. On the flip side, 4.47 yards a carry might be something to take at the Fire. They did have an issue with Orlando some weeks ago and the Spirit can indeed run the ball.
Prediction:
Fire 28 Spirit 13
This game will be over by halftime.
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Iowa City at St Louis
Vegas point spread: Snipe Hunters by 2
Bobbi's right booby pick: St Louis by 3
Why?
Iowa City has been winning ugly behind a phenomenal 140+ per game rushing attack. Unfortunately, St Louis is well-versed in ‘Big Boy Ball’ and commands one of the league’s best run defenses. This will force the 'Pig Farmers' to reveal what us girls already know---Chaplin’ is limp in the wrist and he can’t go deep because his weapon(s) suck [insert Paul “7-catches” Mosqueda and Cory “I can do worse” Harris’ pictures here]. Look for St Louis to put 8 men in the box and dare Chaplin to throw to these water boys turned wideouts. I bet C-dog just wet himself thinking about what he could do if he were healthy for this one.
Prediction:
Cardinals 17 Snipe Hunters 9
“Squeal louder”.
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Lawrence at Salt Lake City
Vegas point spread: Phantoms by 6
Bobbi's Coochie Call: Stallions
Why?
The Phantoms are the stronger team here as Salt Lake’s defense is as soft as John Kerry’s unit [hell, I guess doing that chick for life could do that to a man, anyways…]. The problem for Lawrence is that they are catching the Stallions after a very bad game against Vancouver that saw them commit 6 turnovers. I just don’t see that happening again this Sunday and Lawrence is going to need a couple of key turnovers to take SLC out at the ole’ Corral. Look for Booker to take a back seat to James Tart this week as the ‘Horses’ try to keep from falling to 2-3 before their bye week.
Prediction:
Stallions 26 Phantoms 23
Look for James Tart to hit the century mark in this one and return the Stallions to consistency.
See you bitches next week!
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