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*********FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE****************
Time sensitive: Week 4
"All this week, we watched "The Bridge of Madison County" in preparation for our schedule game against the Demons. Unfortunately we had an incident during training where we had film of that queer QB named Johnie Loving. We had one of our players shout, what a faggot. That is an unforunate incident. Euphemisms that should have been used are flaming homo, queer, douchebag, and switch hitter when referring to players on obviously gay named-after-girls football teams. Faggot will not be tolerated in any sense of the word.
Tulsa management has disclosed this information in effort to promote the synergy and harmony of the league so that no insensitive language will be used."
For further information contact Tulsa Public Relations Saeed Al-Sahaf @
1-800-MAD-FAGS
Time sensitive: Week 4
"All this week, we watched "The Bridge of Madison County" in preparation for our schedule game against the Demons. Unfortunately we had an incident during training where we had film of that queer QB named Johnie Loving. We had one of our players shout, what a faggot. That is an unforunate incident. Euphemisms that should have been used are flaming homo, queer, douchebag, and switch hitter when referring to players on obviously gay named-after-girls football teams. Faggot will not be tolerated in any sense of the word.
Tulsa management has disclosed this information in effort to promote the synergy and harmony of the league so that no insensitive language will be used."
For further information contact Tulsa Public Relations Saeed Al-Sahaf @
1-800-MAD-FAGS
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