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  • Oakland Snuffed for NC West

    Oakland Press, Oakland, Ca

    HELLO TART


    When the pre-season predications were released today, it was unanimous...........SLC was choosen to win the division in a runaway, it was't even close! We caught up with some of the Assassins on their way to practice today to get their reaction, we ran into none other then Rookie Of The Year, Wesley Connell, "WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK? Man, this shouldn't even suprise me, they been kissing SLC's ass for years now, they got all the talent but couldn't gameplan their way out of a daycare center. It's cool, come Sunday, everyone will be backtracking, trying to say how they saw the "potiental" all along and expected us to win. I see fucking Tart everyday, stumbling out of bars and bedrooms, he could care less. But thats cool. While the "so-called" champions are out partying, we are in the weight room, the film room, on the field sweating and bleeding in 100 degree heat. It's all about to pay off."
    Well...........not much to follow that. More to come from Oakland has Sunday, and game one draws closer.


  • #2
    You know what the problem with Oakland has been? They've been playing in the wrong league! No wonder they thought they'd go all the way in year 3! :lol:

    2003 IFL AC East Runner-Up - Wildcard 10-6
    2004 IFL AC East Runner-UP - Wildcard - AC Runner-up 10-5-1
    2005 3rd Place AC East 6-10 2007 2nd Place AC East 8-8
    2006 3rd Place AC East 7-9 2008 2nd Place AC East 9-7
    2009 1st Place AC East, Imperial Bowl Champions 13-3

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    • #3
      Damn what has got the "Ass-ins" so bent out of shape? The Stallions aren't the ONLY team in NFC West you know. Are we being called out because we are the first ones to play you? Are the other 15 teams you play this year going to get the same week-long lube job before you fuck 'em?

      C'mon 'fess up. You got Stallion-envy?
      [Vito]Stallion
      Dir. Football Ops
      Lansing Ogres
      2030 Imperial League Champions
      _____
      RING OF HONOR:
      RB James Tart [HOF], WR Grady Gomez, QB Nigel Booker, OLB Stephen Srait

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      • #4
        Originally posted by VitoStallion
        Damn what has got the "Ass-ins" so bent out of shape? The Stallions aren't the ONLY team in NFC West you know. Are we being called out because we are the first ones to play you? Are the other 15 teams you play this year going to get the same week-long lube job before you fuck 'em?

        C'mon 'fess up. You got Stallion-envy?
        Well that Stallions are all hung like a horse. At least according to Bobby Dallas!

        2003 IFL AC East Runner-Up - Wildcard 10-6
        2004 IFL AC East Runner-UP - Wildcard - AC Runner-up 10-5-1
        2005 3rd Place AC East 6-10 2007 2nd Place AC East 8-8
        2006 3rd Place AC East 7-9 2008 2nd Place AC East 9-7
        2009 1st Place AC East, Imperial Bowl Champions 13-3

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        • #5
          funny


          Stallion:

          An adult male horse that has not been castrated, especially one kept for breeding


          Time to breed Hamilton :twisted:
          [Vito]Stallion
          Dir. Football Ops
          Lansing Ogres
          2030 Imperial League Champions
          _____
          RING OF HONOR:
          RB James Tart [HOF], WR Grady Gomez, QB Nigel Booker, OLB Stephen Srait

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          • #6
            Are the other 15 teams you play this year going to get the same week-long lube job before you fuck 'em?
            uhhhh YES, what the hell do you think!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by VitoStallion
              Are the other 15 teams you play this year going to get the same week-long lube job before you fuck 'em?
              Sonuva! Did they institute balanced schedules in the IFL now? Bastards...
              "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

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              • #8
                opps

                my bad

                LOL
                [Vito]Stallion
                Dir. Football Ops
                Lansing Ogres
                2030 Imperial League Champions
                _____
                RING OF HONOR:
                RB James Tart [HOF], WR Grady Gomez, QB Nigel Booker, OLB Stephen Srait

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