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  • Interesting generalization?

    Or is it true?

    This was an email sent out. The guy who got it posted it on another forum.

    If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
    everyone.

    If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
    situation.
    A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
    (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

    If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
    it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
    good laugh.
    A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

    Good stuff.
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    I got that on Facebook too. I tend to stay away from political discussions on the FOF forums....I wanna have fun....I'll debate on Facebook, but not here.

    It is funny though...

    Kinda like a joke I found on Facebook that went something like this: (Warning, the following joke is not politically correct, if you are into politically correct humor, then this joke will offend your sensibiities).

    A man walks into a New York Sex Shoppe and asks the clerk if they had any inflatable sex dolls for sale. The clerk said "Sure...male or female?"

    The man responds..."female"

    The clerk then asks..."You want a schoolgirl, coed, crack whore or MILF?"

    The man responds..."Coed is cool."

    The clerk then asks..."You want her black, white, asian, or latino?"

    The man responds..."White"

    The clerk then asks..."Do you want her blonde, brunette, or red-head?"

    The customer replied..."Brunette is cool."

    The clerk checks it off his list then asks..."Do you want it Jewish, Christian, or Muslim?"

    The man stops for a minute and asks.."What the hell does religion have to do with anything?"

    The clerk replied..."The Muslim one blows itself up."
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    • #3
      That is funny.

      I started thinking about the punch line. What would a christian or jew do?

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      • #4
        "A liberal wants to make a better world... a conservative wants a better world for him/her self."
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